Oooooo… ‘smartassery.’ I like that!
I immediately thought of “Rocky Horror Picture Show” for the “crippled narrator” clue… 
I offer my sympathies to you,jarbabyj. It seems that the person in question does not respect you much. Tell her this,and maybe she will see just how much she messed up,and how hurt/angry etc. it made you. Maybe this will get her to decide to listen to you next time. Good luck.
My god, and she still lives?
I understand. None of my girlie friends want to go with me. But trust me, I’m going anyway. Mmmm…Vin…
spoiling it for you is justifiable homocide. Trust me.
I, for one, prefer to see the cocksockets open and ready for business. shrug Guess I’m just crazy that way.
I would’ve guessed “bald”, but yours is even better!
…the killer was him dressed as his mother all along!
[Nitpick]
It was Dr. Scott in the wheelchair, not the Neckless Wonder.
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[sub]In fact, The Man With No Neck danced the Time Warp. For your gaffe, I hereby sentence you to an immediate midnight showing.[/sub]
“Holy smoke, he’s a toon!!”
Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Frodo Lives!
Oops…
Mmm…Vin…
Did you know he plays D&D?
his one downfall.
“My Arch-mage uses his +7 Staff of Acting. Roll Initiative, Spielberg…”
Oh, and the grandfather knew all along that the only problem with the town was all the damn vampires…
Gollum ______s the ______ off of _______'s _______ and then _____ into _______ ________!