You insensitive bitchstick

There are many things about this situation that anger me, but most of all it is your tenuous grasp of level one English words, which are supposedly your first language.

DO…NOT…SPOIL…A MAN APART…FOR ME"

The issue that you bought a bootleg of the movie before it’s been released and take great pride in what I consider to be ‘stealing’ is a whole separate rant fest…but let’s return to my earlier sentiment, and perhaps in italics this time:

DO NOT SPOIL A MAN APART FOR ME

I realize that in the realm of world events and ‘fantastic, important’ movies like The Hours and The Lord of the Rings, a new Vin Diesel vehicle is not really an earthshattering event.

But I look forward to these movies. I look forward to seeing Vin Diesel movies, for my own personal reasons, and I have my own personal reasons to believe this movie will be pretty good. If anything, it’ll be an escape from this nutty world for two hours.

SO WHEN I ASK YOU NOT TO SPOIL IT FOR ME…

Why in the name of our gracious living Christ would you immediately launch into HDTV-like detail of one of THE. MOST. IMPORTANT. plot points of the film? WHY? Why, Lord why? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

I don’t ask much of people. Honestly I don’t…but when I ask you three fucking times not to spoil a movie…the next step is simple

KEEP YOUR COCKSOCKET SHUT, BITCH, and DON’T SPOIL THE GOD DAMN MOVIE.

Soylent Green is …

Rosebud is …

The killer is …

Bruce Willis’s character is …

:smiley:

Now that was inventive!

The butler did it.

Vin Diesel’s character kills the bad guy

Identify these movies (easy easy easy! :slight_smile: ):

a sled.

she’s a MAN!

it’s people.

the crippled narrator.

the main character (but he wouldn’t know it!)

Tyler Durden

I’m not much of a fan of mystery movies!

He dies in the end.

This of course not being a reference to his butt.

I cannot help but wonder
As I recover from jar’s thunder,
What would a spoiler rant be
Without a post from me?

I’m confoozed…is it “bitchs tick”, or “bitch stick”?

Just want to make sure I use it in the proper context…

Let’s not forget
… He’s really a ghost

… It was the comic book guy all along

… He’s been killing all kinds of people over his wife’s murder

Hate to say it, but BitchStick would make a very fine band name, yes it would.

Citizen Cane

The Crying Game

Soylent Green

OZ?

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Ego_Mk2 *
**the main character (but he wouldn’t know it!)

Dunno

Fight Club

Crippled narrator is The Usual Suspects

HOW DARE YOU ALL SULLY MY PAIN WITH YOUR SMARTASSERY

She likes her men fresh and all in one piece.:smiley:

The same monotone character in every movie he’s in?

. . . . . he’s really Keyser Soze

. . . . . he was on Earth the whole time

. . . . the younger brother has been killing “demons” all along

. . . . the narrator is really the murderer

. . . . the twin brother is really just the psychopathic half of the boy’s split personality

Apparently Vin really likes the caps lock key.

dammit, beagledave you spoiled it for me!

Cool Runnings

Austin Powers. Baby.

Scooby Doo

Rear Window

Charles, Marcy, Parcher, and the code-breaking project were schizophrenic hallucinations.