You know you shouldn’t post to this thread, but you have to. You can’t help yourself. No self-control, that’s you. And of course, as soon as someone else posts to this thread, well, that just proves it, doesn’t it.
So … go ahead … I dare you. Don’t post here.
:::Persephone enters, eyes glazed:::
Wha…??? What am I doing here? I was in GQ a minute ago! I swear!
Damn you, Euty! Damn you all to hell!
You are absolutely right. I have nothing of substance to contribute to this topic. I’ll just be on my way. 
Yes, I can! My will is as strong as yours! You have no power over me!
Damn.
I am a trendy follower. I must do what everyone else does or I am somehow less than worthy.
You can’t possibly know how much it’s hurting me to post to this thread after having gone on and on about ego and popularity.
Argh! Foiled again!
I don’t post very much, because I usually have nothing to say.
This time is no different.
I’m only posting here because the space aliens are making me do it.
Ahh, what the hell…at least it adds to my post count 
I’m not coming in here and…
Damn. Too late.
Got me again, Euty. STILL irresistible!
walks away shaking her head for being caught by Euty’s power of suggestion once more
Not posting here! Now where is that “clear fields” button? Oh right there next to the "Subm-
Post No Bills
Okay, Euty, I’ll post here, but I’m not doing it cause you told me to.
Really. I’m doing it for myself, because I’ve got something to say.
Like…like…damn.
Don’t you DARE tell me what to do. I’ll not post here if I want to.
You can’t make me do ANYTHING I don’t want to do.
So I am not going to post here just to prove my point.
Nyah nyah nyah…
flounces off…nose in air…point made
[sub]I’m supposed to be working more, posting less.[/sub]
I felt an overwhelming urge to turn on my computer just now. Next, I decided that one little peek at The Straight Dope wouldn’t hurt. Saw this thread…
::helplessly drooling::
“Must…post…”
[rationalizing away my work ethic]Well, now that I booted up the computer and all, I think I’ll stick around a while.[/rationalizing]
Eh, I’ve loaded the thread, may as well post. Not that I normally do but… shrugs
Eh, Euty, you know it, you are my love slave.
< grin >
But you’re his post slave.
As are we all, apparently.
Oh, come on. Why wouldn’t I post to a thread started by EutyHunk?
Just another noddy-headed poppy in St. Euty’s Garden of Bandwidth…