Now, if they were bludgeoning Barney…
I can’t seem to find them, but this story reminds me of those hysterical Easter cards from the Onion. As I remember them, one was of Jesus with an Easter basket over his arm, hopping like a bunny up the hill to Golgotha, and the other was of the Easter Bunny crucified. Both had that “Sunday School”-style art - grinning sun, happy flowers. Very “coloring book.”
And hilarious. 
Yeah! ‘Cause they ain’t talkin’ about third grade here, y’all! It’s the End of Days!
A former colleague of mine used to teach in Japan.
She attributes the following to Asian unfamiliarity with Western Christian traditions and the similarity of Japanese renderings of “cross” and “claus”.
But around Christmas time, in a major Japanese city, she was treated to the sight of a department store window display featuring a crucified Santa.
It was totally Jay and Silent Bob seeking revenge for Brodie.
What could possibly have made them think that this was a good idea?! :rolleyes:
Was it these, from Landover Baptist?
just read the OP link…
head in hands
oh Christ, it’s my denomination…
Barney is probably next, Bosda. Creationists claim that dinosaurs never existed, and the fossils are a heretic’s hoax.
Well, you can’t make an Easter omelet without breaking eggs.
Similar theme, but no. These were definitely from the Onion.
“The serial killer ‘Cupid’ was put to death by a firing squad last Valentine’s Day”
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Last night, I dreamt that John Ashcroft had become a hippie - he’d grown his hair long, was smoking (cigarettes, I think :D) and was trying to convince my husband and I to vote for him. (I don’t remember what he was running for.) He invited us to dinner, gave us directions to the restaurant, which ended up looking way too much like a haunted house. I don’t remember much after we almost crashed the car on the winding road and were admitted into the restaurant by Lurch…
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Oh, and we had to bring our own chairs.
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