Psst!!
Stage whisper
This thread isn’t actually about global warming, dumbass
Yeah, I didn’t think anyone would really bother answering a single one of those questions when there’s a whole lot of grab assing to do instead.
AL GORE SAID IT WAS SO AND HE HAS A ‘D’ AFTER HIS NAME SO IT MUST BE TRUE HERP DERP. NOW LETS BAN ANYONE WHO HAS A DIFFERING OPINION AND CUDDLE IN OUR SUPER AWESOME ECHO CHAMBER UTOPIA DERP HERP!!!111
What baffles me is, the internet is slap full of people who claim humans are polluting the earth to the point that we’re all gonna die soon. They claim this on their computer devices that were produced using pollution, using electricity that causes pollution.
Interesting…
Man, somebody had too much pumpkin spice latte this morning.
I wish there was some kind of formula to measure how many trees die every time some dumbass hippie uses his/her pollution device to post a reply on the internet.
“The earth is dying. I better sit on my fat ass and complain about it on da internets. That should solve it.”
Yep the astroturfers make any discussion of climate change a useless endeavor. I have better things to do than reply to dumb points from trolls.
As opposed to the high volume of pollution spewed out by trolls, right? 
I think there is a formula about the mass of hot air times the brain dead constant divided by zero since that’s the amount of brain cells active in folks such as yourself, giving us an infinite amount of stupid horseshit. :eek: Please, stop posting or you will create a black hole of stupidity!!
Seriously though, if I met some dude running a vegetable stand who grew his own food and lived off the grid complain about humans polluting this planet I would humbly listen to his rant and probably even agree with him to an extent.
Reading texts on the internet from some fat ass who sits in the AC all day long while his 1993 Dodge sits in his driveway still warm from his trip to Starbucks tell me about the evils of human consumption is a fucking joke.
I’m pretty sure the earth got at least 1/4855736627757th warmer from the pollution you just used to post that drivel.
You should feel bad 
Dude, turn your vibrator down, it’s making you jumpy.
You’re really bad at this.
I take back what I said about him having a clear thesis statement. Now you’re pissed at the hippies? First it was Al Gore circa 2004. Now hippies. I’m thinking the next attack is on the railroad barons.
Evidently, just about everything.
Also, if I actually believed in this hoax I would be doing everything I could to reduce my carbon footprint on this so-called fragile planet. I sure as shit wouldn’t be smugly posting on the internet thinking I was gonna change the mind of someone who had an above room temperature IQ.
Don’t let me deter you though, burn up that fossil fuel just like I’m doing 
A lazy, stupid, boring troll.
I’m not pissed at anyone, guyblow. The day I let a bunch of hive minded hypocrites piss me off is the day I suck start a shotgun.
The word you’re looking for is ‘amused’. Find me a climate change troofer who actually practices what they preach and I’ll listen. Until then keep being a useful idiot for the lifelong politicians who get rich off your fears.
Congratulations: finally you’re actually engaging, a little bit. Good show, I knew you had it in you. You’re still saying a bunch of idiotic straw-man shit, but hey, baby steps.
If I’m so boring then why are you taking the time to constantly make little swipes in my direction?
Isn’t there a tree near you that needs a hug? For gods sake man, log off the internet and do something, anything, that doesn’t contribute to the warming of our planet :rolleyes:
Don’t believe the hoax! Can’t you see we’re celebrating here??
Actually, it’s a lot like watching a dancing chicken. The same moves over and over.
Naw, I don’t even feel bad letting an obvious troll such as yourself troll me…I figure you have a half life on this board measured in minutes at this point, and it will be fun to watch you flame out and be banned and forgotten. A good old fashioned troll flame out is one of those little moments to savor around here, though, sadly, you are pretty lame, so the enjoyment factor is as small as your IQ.