Do you have squirrels, bales of pot, or a Morris Minorf?
A crazed obsessed squirrel once tried to chew his way into my GMC Envoy. The weather stripping was gnawed all the way around one of the back windows. What a nut job.
DIY plans can be purchased on the interwebs.
ETA: Well, shoot. I’m trying to link to hilarious cat-apult t-shirt on woot. Can’t get it to work though.
Using a catapult to fling squirrels is just wrong, what’s the matter with you people?
Everyone knows trebuchets are better.
I’m impressed that the writer knew enough to add “and trebuchets”.
I found an instruction book, The Art of the Catapult.
Just for clarity, is that 5 meters or 5 miles?
Meters, in a high lofting trajectory so we might hear them go “Whee!”
I think there are too many windows around here. I mean, imagine if everyone had these: you walk into the living room to a spread of broken glass with a dazed and bloody squirrel in the middle of it. Got to make sure these things are aimed properly.