You May Already Be an Award-Winner!

It’s the Republican Clearinghouse Award Patrol!:

So, the award is only for those who lend their support to the Republican agenda. I’m sure it’s entirely honest and aboveboard, and that everyone does it. I’m also sure that nobody would ever ask for money unless it happened in 2004:

Perfectly understandable. After all, it isn’t like getting a star named after you: Getting your name in the Congressional Order of Merit Register would have helped effect great change in this country.