You nasty, filthy pigs.....

The BBQ Pit
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I’m so disgusted with my neighbors…

I live in a condo. Each building has 8 units. There are 6 buildings on the court where I live. I live at the end of the court and right next to the dumpster which is in a fenced enclosure roughly twice the size of the dumpster itself. This is where we deposit our houshold trash.

Residents have taken to throwing their large (too large to go in the dumpster) trash on the ground, next to the dumpster. Used sofas, moving boxes, etc. Even though the condo assn. rules say not to do it and even though there’s a sign on the dumpster these fucktards still dump their stuff on the ground.

Now, I’m not such a stickler for the rules that I’m going to get all bent out of shape because there’s a couch in the enclosure.

But 3 weeks ago several new families moved in. They dumped all of their big stuff and most of their moving boxes on the ground next to the dumpster. When the dumpster got full other residents who couldn’t fit their regular trash into the dumpster took to just throwing it on the ground next to the dumpster. Here the bags got ripped open and the contents spilled. Now I’m living next to the dumpster with a pile of raw garbage that is as wide and high as the dumpster itself.

Wake up you disgusting filthy pigs! If the dumpster is full you haul your trash to one of the other 8 dumpsters in the complex. How hard is it to walk 1 block to the next court and throw your trash there. That’s what I do. You lazy mother fuckers! I hate you all!

Tuesday when the dumpster truck came the loose trash next to the dumpster got dragged out into the parking lot. The pile of trash next to the dumpster is so high that it effectively blocks one of the doors to the dumpster. There are doors on each side but do you think these filthy animals walk to the other side of the dumpster to put their trash in? No, they leave it on the ground. There are dirty diapers, food scrapings and all manner of household garbage all over the ground.

What the fuck are you horrible people thinking? Who the fuck do you think will clean up your fucking dirty diapers and kitchen scraps? Did that syphillitic whore of a mother of yours raise you this way? You’re so used to living with raw garbage that it doesn’t even bother you. Did that pig raping bastard you call daddy teach you that? Did he?

I called the management co. where I was informed that the maintenance man was fired a couple of weeks ago. Trash control was his job. The new guy doesn’t start until the 22nd. In the meantime we either live with the trash or pick it up ourselves. There you go folks, my condo assn. fees hard at work. Up your ass you dickwads.

I’ve been getting off work too late to do cleanup because it’s usually dark. My husband refuses to pick up someone else’s trash because we’ve not taken part in the random dumping. I’ve been loading our trash into the back of my van and driving it to the dumpster next court on my way to work.

Still, I’m seriously considering putting on my rubber gloves and cleaning up just so I don’t have to live next to it. I swear if I actually see anyone leaving their trash on the ground I’m going to just kick their sorry ass.

Dear neighbors: Fuck You! I’d like to fill the dumpster with hot water and make a stew of your nasty garbage so I can feed it to your children.

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Damn, you live with some pigs.

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I’m am sooooo with you on this one. I truly hate the filthy animals who leave their garbage by the dumpster. Sometimes they do it even though the dumpster/compactor is working and once one person does it, they all do it. It’s like they use herd mentality to rationalize laziness.

Manybe you should print out your pit in big letters, laminate it, and post it at the dumpster. Just make sure to put the word “FREE” in inch-tall letters over it. Otherwise they won’t read it.

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Can you call the Health Dept?
This is the condo’s responsibility.

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I think the biggest fuck-you should go to the condo management.

If the new maintenance guy can’t start till the 22nd they should hire a contractor to pick up the trash. Telling you that you have to put up with this for over a week is bullshit.

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I’m seriously considering calling the health dept. 10 days until the new maintenance guy starts though he’s “helping out” as he has time.

You can’t imagine how truly gross this is. I may have to call one of the TV stations. Dirty diapers, food scraps…it’s just so nasty.

We seriously can’t wait until our kids graduate and we can get the fuck out of here.

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If your condo fees cover trash removal and cleanup, and the management association collecting those fees but not using them in the manner in which the condo documents specify, they are in breech. If the regularly scheduled pickup/cleanup is not working, they should be hiring another service that will be paid out of the portion of your condo fees that covers trash. I’d notify the board that if they don’t either hire a contractor or refund the portion of the fee that covers trash, you intend to file a claim against the association. Also mention that you plan to notify all the other residents that the association is fraudulently collecting fees by not providing the services covered by those fees. See how fast that gets them moving.

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Thanks MissBunny good point.

I’m going to contact the Management Co. again (via e-mail so I have a copy) and ask them if they can get someone to fill in temporarily.

This, of course, wouldn’t be a problem if the residents would just follow the rules and not throw their trash on the ground next to the dumpster. Yes, the association pays for trash removal and the dumpsters are emptied twice a week. But if there’s a week when we accumulate more than our dumpster full of trash the nasty animals that I call neighbors just put their bags of trash on the ground next to the dumpster. How much effort does it take to put it in another dumpster that’s not full? I regularly put my trash in the dumpster on the next court which is never full because ours is. Why am I the only one that has thought of this. I must be a freaking genious.

My understanding is that the removal of large items like furniture left next to the dumpster is not part of the contract the assn. has with the dumpster company and there’s an extra charge to have this stuff hauled to the dump. I’ll have to read my assn. agreement again to see whether or not this is included.

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  1. Get pictures! Even better if you can get pictures of the neighbors dumping the trash.

  2. Put your previous attempts to notify the association in writing and keep a diary of how long this is going on. You may need this later if you decide to file a complaint against the association or another problem comes up in the future.

  3. Notify health department now! While you’re considering doing this, all manner of pestilence is breeding in and/or relocating to your dump. How’d you like a rat or roach infestation in the near future?

  4. Do not clean it up yourself. It’s not your job and you’re paying someone else to do it. If you should happen to injure or sicken yourself while cleaning up the garbage, do you think the association is going to help you out? Not a chance!

Question: Has the association done anything to prevent other residents from contributing to the problem? Surely, they have some responsibility not only to hold up their end of the contract, but to make sure everyone else does too. Why are they simply sitting on this mess?

Good luck!

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Hahahahaha that’s awesome! :smiley:

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Thanks. I would’ve just put on the gloves and gone to work but you make some very good points. It’s a little scary. It’s a huge (like 8 feet tall and 12 feet wide) pile of trash. Who knows what’s under there.

I’ve sent a letter to the management company requesting that they hire a temporary crew to do the immediate clean up and that they send a strongly worded letters to the filthy, disgusting animals who live on my street so they’ll quit dumping garbage outside the dumpsters.

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Why is one bin filling up so much faster than the rest? Why isn’t the bin in that location bigger, or emptied more frequently than the others?

I can’t blame the neighbors for the poor planning of the condo layout; yes, it IS too damn much to cart one’s garbage all over hell and gone to find an empty trash bin – they’re paying fees too, and they obviously expect convenience.

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Good point Nametag but the dumpsters are evenly spaced around the complex. I don’t really think it’s a matter of emptying them faster.

This time the reason is that we’ve had three families move in at around the same time and one moving out. Lots of moving trash. Really the layout is fairly even. There are 6 courts and there’s dumpster in each court. Plus there are three huge construction dumpsters throughout the complex as there are some renovations going on. Plus the new people probably haven’t read their condo rules and don’t realize that you’re not supposed to dump furniture and such next to the dumpster.

And is it too much to ask the filthy pigs to walk a couple of feet to the left hand side of the dumpster and use the open door that’s not blocked by debris? Apparently so because the dumpster sits almost empty with a huge pile of trash next to it just because people are used to using the opening on the right and fail to consider that there are other openings. Better to drop the garbage on the ground than walk to the other side of the dumpster. This is like shitting in the sink because it’s closer than the toilet.

If people moving in or out have created extra garbage resulting in a full dumpster I refuse to add to the mess by leaving my kitchen trash on the ground. I think it’s wrong. I will continue to find a way to get it in the dumpster or take it to one that’s less full. I don’t think this is rocket science and I don’t think it’s too much to ask.

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I disagree. Yeah it’s their job to clean up trash spilled when the garbage truck empties the dumpster and stuff, but this??

This is totally the other condo owners’ screw up. It’s not like the condo association has control over them, or (unless they put up hidden cameras, or hire private detectives or something), are going to know who it is creating the mess so that they can even make the perpetrators make good.

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I should so know better by know than to try and eat dinner while reading the Pit. You’d think I’d have learned by now but noooo. Like a moth to the deadly blue light of the bug zapper, I am drawn in…

sigh

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Er…that second “know” should be “now”.

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Yes, you’re right. Its not like the condo mgt would have any knowledge that people are moving out and might overload a dumpster. :rolleyes:

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Hey, cockroaches and rats have to eat too.

But seriously, yeah I hate fucking pigs that toss their trash to where ever it may land. We had some asshole in our building that was dumping his raw trash without bagging it. In Florida, you MUST bag your trash, the heat, humidity and bugs will turn unbagged trash into a sweltering mass of goo in a matter of hours. Sometimes I wonder whether those people even wipe their asses.

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That is why they, condo associations and apartment managements etc, have rules and regulations for that sort of thing. And as the OP herself stated, it’s not as if people couldn’t go to the dumpster at the next complex.

If the association is anything like our management, they are only open during business hours, so they have no control over people behaving irresponsibly after hours, however much they may be trying to keep an eye on the situation during the day. I mean, come ON, this is the sort of thing we learned in KINDERGARTEN for crying out loud.

If you make a mess, you clean it up. You don’t leave YOUR stuff for someone else to handle.

Yes, the condo association, or apt mgmt has the responsibility to provide dumpsters and frequent enough dumping, but I was quite clear in that that wasn’t what I was talking about.

If you walk up to a dumpster, and it’s full to overflowing, you’re an immature, inconsiderate asshole if you dump your trash on the ground for someone else to handle.

IF it’s not during non business hours, and IF the condo association admins see and can get to it before the stuff starts getting dumped on the ground, I DO agree that they should probably order an extra pick up. Once it’s overfull and people start dumping it on the ground in direct violation of the rules and regs they signed? NUH uh.

Solutions for condo owners or apt dwellers experience heavier than usual dumpster use are very much under their control. And there are several.

1.) Flatten their moving boxes. This is generally written IN the condo association logs.

2.) If all the dumpsters are full, keep your emptied flattened boxes in your new home for a day or two until the dumpsters are emptier.

3.) Go to the next condo complex over. What? If the garbage can in the kitchen gets too full is it reasonable to just dump the eggshells and coffee grounds on the floor next to it? Would it be okay to pull someone’s half finished clothes out of the washer or dryer because THEY need to do clothes? Come ON, these people are just being lazy and irresponsible. NOwhere is it guaranteed that every amenity will be available at the VERY second you want it to be.

4.) Take some stuff to the dumpster at your job, unless you work a place where there aren’t any.

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post from a similar apartment complex.

Our rules state that it IS kosher to put our garbage bags on the ground (not in front of) around the dumpster. The garbage men throw it in when they go and dump it. But we have the problem of not having enough facilities for our residents. Our parking is awful and we don’t have enough dumpster…
But that sounds like laziness to me. Normally I wait unitl the dumpster is empty before I throw my trash away anyways.