Reporter: “Did you ever hear any noises from the house?”
Neighbor: “Well, sometimes I’d hear the radio.”
[cut to reporter nodding sagely, with voiceover]: To cover up the screaming.
It’s a great clip. Is it the same reporter that linked the warehouse fire to a sex crime?
And of course anything with Biden is pure Au.
Hard to top these:
Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg
I’m terrible with HTML, so I’ll post my fav this way:
It’s become quite the catchphrase in our group of friends, as in,
“Why are you adding so much chili powder to the nacho dip? You’re ruining it.”
“If we ruin a nacho dip, we will build a NEW nacho dip.”
Brand new clip: Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence
I especially love the black lady yelling absurd comments on the fake panelist discussion segment’s. Example from one of my favorites:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_the_government
“If you love America, you throw money in its hole.”
Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?
BL = black lady
OC = other commentator
OC: Statistics show that dream inspired violence is on the rise.
BL: My dreams are so violent, I stopped sleeping months ago.
OC: When was the last time you actually slept?
BL: Get those motherfucking spiders off of me!!
[commentators gradually look away]
[hilarity continues further on in the video]
This one is by far my favorite. So many others are good, but this is just perfect in every possible way.
I just watched that and thought it was a) fucking hilarious and b) such a perfect parody. Topped off brilliantly by “Up next, Shia Leboeuf has just signed a deal with Paramount to ruin another one of your childhood memories”.
And just watched Victim in fatal car accident tragically not Glenn Beck. Classic.
A must-see 7:11 appetite whetter: Cannucciari Onion News Network Reel
More like 5 minutes. last two are blank.
Hahaha.
Personal favorite: Ninja Parade
Di-di-di-dip… Breaking News
One that’s bound to be ranked among the top 10: Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
“I just think what if I had checked on them before I went out shopping and to the movies”.
:D:D:D
Newsroom / Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals
Gotta be in the Top 10 anyway.
Absolutely.
For those of you who need a bit more content, the title is “Sony Releases New Peice Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work.” Anyone who has ever bought a peice of AV equipment will understand.
Incidentally, did the producers of the movie “Greenberg” spent their entire budget on buying ads from the Onion thereby leaving nothing for anyone to edit a decent trailer?