You! "Performing As . . . "?

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I can do a good Lou Reed crossed with Joe Lieberman, only sounding more constipated.

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I can do Ethel Merman singing In-A-Godda-Da-Vida.

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I can do a pretty passable Madonna, I’m embarrassed to say. Better than that girl who was actually on the show.

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Carol Channing, Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend.

And I have no idea why.