Fuck. The damn color’s in my username.
crawls into coffin
My car is canary yellow. I am not afraid of it.
However, once I mount the laser on it, everyone else will be.
They’ll never see it coming!
Alice Walker is reportedly very disappointed.
Having extensive experience mixing up pigments to colour match gelcoat, the paint like coating on most fiberglass products , I can tell you yellow must be everywhere even if you can’t see it. Unlike the other primary colours blue and red, just a little addition of blue or red pigment will make the yellow pigment completely unrecognizable.
Hell, working in lithography, everyone’s been exposed to yellow pigment anytime they’ve picked up a 4-color newspaper, magazine, brochure, etc. let alone printing anything from their inkjet.
If it’s any yellow pigment we’re talking about, the substance may as well be water.
At the bathhouse, that’s what Roman #1 said to Roman #2, who complained about all the lead in the water, AS THEY LITERALLY BATHED IN IT!
Does this mean I should stop buying bananas? I am curious (yellow).
Wait. The Sun is a yellow star.
We’re all going to die!
yea, fear me bitches
It’s true! We ARE all going to die!
Not anymore. 
Coldplay is wanted for questioning.
Also, Donovan.
HATE HATE HATE weird science. I stopped listening when a news anchor announced during sweeps week “Can your bra kill you? News at 11.”
You have to think “If this is REALLY REALLY dangerous, why are you making me wait until 11:00 before you tell me? 
Shouldn’t I know right away so that I can defend myself from dangerous bras?” 
It’s what’s inside the bras that’s dangerous.
Thanks, more vaccines to give kids autism.
Bolding mine.
Crap! Bitch! Motherfucker! Oy!