You Think James Bond Drives One of These?

[Tuckerfan]

I’m scanning the local used car ads when this one catches my eye:

City/Country Stealth Car– 1989 Plymouth Reliant, 265,000 miles of proven reliability. Smoke gray stealth car design body and paint with plenty of rust. The body design provides perfect cover for surveillance operations or transportation of valuables in the city or country as no one in their right mind would suspect this beauty of being used for such purposes. Has automatic five minute smoke screen activated when started cold. Trunk is ventilated and pre-wired for high powered electronics. Air system is a 4(window)/60(MPH) type. Driver’s seat is super reclined. Horn is activated by opening driver’s window and yelling, “beep beep.” Drivable. $1100.

Heh. The ad probably cost more than what he’ll get for the car.

[Violet]

Pretty creative ad!