I am listening to the radio. This station has a contest called the Snack Shack (I dunno why). The winner gets a prize pack and gets to hear their three favorite songs played in a row at 11:00 AM. Today’s winner chose:
“Teenage Dirtbag,” by Weetis <sp?>
“Loser,” by Beck
“Loser,” by Three Doors Down
Kind of made me sad. But you know what’s really, really sad? When the station called his place of employment to tell him he won, the guy who answered the phone said he was out of town for the holidays. So he won, but he didn’t get to hear his songs. I guess he really is a loser.