Apparently, pop singers Taylor Swift and Lorde are becoming fast friends. I know from headlines like:
Taylor Swift’s weekend hang pals include Lorde, Lena Dunham and the ‘SNL’ cast (MSN Wonderwall)
Taylor Swift and Lorde Enjoy Girls’ Day in New York City (E! Network)
Taylor Swift And Lorde Have Girls-Only Weekend: See The Pics (MTV News)
Taylor Swift and Lorde on Same Tweeting Page (CMT)
How do you miss this opportunity for punny Lord & Taylor based headlines!?!?!?
The website popsugar at least made use of the appropriate wording with the headline The Unofficial Guide to Lorde and Taylor’s Friendship, but there’s so much more potential here! How about:
***Lorde & Taylor’s Spring Fashions!
Lorde & Taylor’s Women’s Intimates!
Lorde & Taylor’s Beachwear 50% OFF!!!
Lorde & Taylor: Totes Accessories and more!***
Why do I always have to be the one to think of these things?