Type AB huh? Universal recipient. Well, I guess there’s a way to spin that one too. No word on the Rh-factor though, so I guess we’ll have to wait for further “scientific” testing to give us the whole story
Jesus’ blood type was just way to important for MPSIMS, so let’s GD-ify it and move on to the rest of the alleged modern miracles cited…
C’mon, some of these are actually falsifiable claims. Haven’t they figured out yet that you need to make your miraculous claims of a nature that can neither be proven nor disproven? And if you’re gonna take that risk, you might as well make it big and convincing. Why not all the saints’ bodies? Why doesn’t the blood of St. January form shapes and magical colors and dance in the sky? I mean, to quote the Hardee’s commercials (and my personal motto), “if you’re gonna go, go all out.”
The site goes on to other topics and does a nice job of dispelling some of the anti-Catholic slander that Protestant evangelicals toss at them so often. But in general, aren’t religious-types doing themselves a huge disservice by emphasizing preposterous and falsifiable claims of magic and miracles? I’d think they’d be playing that down a bit. Just IMHO, of course.
Hey, if Jesus is type AB, then God is either A, B, or AB! God doesn’t have type O blood! What this means i do not know. Maybe Satan is the type O guy, and the commonality of it proves that Satan is alive and well in the world today (and making babies)
Does this mean that we can clone Jesus now? Imagine everyone having their own personal saviour in their own living room! Question: If Jesus picked his nose, and ate the booger, would that count as communion?
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Heehee! I knew someone who believed that Satan got down and dirty with Eve (cue Porn guitar. Bow chicka chicka bow bow!), and everyone of their lineage is going to hell. People are crazy.
So then god clearly isn’t the universal donor. It certainly makes you wonder where Jesus supposedly got his DNA from. Is it god’s DNA crossed with Mary’s, or god’s DNA alone, or did god have entirely dominant traits and Mary only recessive ones?
But to the OP… if JC is AB (universal recipient) then perhaps only those who are AB can receive him:
Matthew 10:40: “He who receives you receives me, and he who receives me receives the one who sent me”.
But type AB blood has ALL of the proteins present. (vs. O, which has none … the O is really a goose egg, as it were) You wouldn’t want JC to be lacking anything, would you?
Good point. Doesn’t the priest have to eat all the leftover wafers afterwards? You wonder how they would have left one uneaten long enough to “discover” this and do the blood typing.
It’ll be really funny if someday they try to clone Jesus from this wafer and it turns out that Jesus looks exactly like some guy from Italy who’s always getting paper cuts during mass.
According to my understanding of the miracle of transubstantiation, which is limited I admit, the wafers and wine become the flesh and blood of Christ after they are swallowed. Did somebody regurgitate?
