Oh, come on, guys. It’s only Thursday! Don’t give up!
Dang, Shibb if it weren’t for bad luck you’d have no luck at all. 
Hope stuff gets better soon.
I’ve never been to Trader Joe’s or Costco. We ain’t got none of them here. I am, however, a card carrying member of Sam’s Club.
-swampbear (writing performance appraisals so I’ll be in and out today. Carry on)
I also have a Sam’s card or three. I lose them every so often so when I want to go to Sam’s club I go to the customer service desk and get a new one. If they started to charge for replacement cards I could fund that department.
Not really, I have lost three in the last 10 years, though.
Aw, thanks, ashes! 
No rentals to be found…everybody’s out. No tree cutters either so we are a bit frantic…even though Ivan’s track is lookin’ more like shibb of the bad luck may be getting more of Ivan’s brunt. <<snerk>> Brunt…that’s a funny word…almost as funny as hunker. Speakin’ of, shibb of the bad luck, how’re your hunkers?
Swampy’s a “card carrying member of Sam’s Club” (me too!), but now I’m a card carrying member of PetSmart. They gave me a special price on Kitten Chow if I signed up and let them chart my purchasing habits. Like Kroger does. As far as Kroger knows, I only buy milk and Coke, but only when it’s on sale. PetSmart just thinks I buy Kitten Chow and peanut butter dog biscuits. Boy will they be surprised when I put two different kinds of dog food on their list of “things I buy”.
Dang it! I should have signed up under “Rue DeDay”. Had I but thought faster…
But you know how there’s a song to let you know how long to feed Puppy chow to your dog? (Puppy Chow! For a full year- ‘Til he’s full grown!) They don’t have one for cats. So I asked my vet just how long ol’ Shabooba (Zoe) is supposed to get her Kitten Chow. Now I know what the Kitten Chow song should be:
Kitten Chow!
For a full year-
Or until she starts to get real fat,
Whichever comes first!
That’s unofficial.
In other news:
Katcha has a cold. No big deal since he doesn’t feel all that bad because of it. He just has a “full” nose. And he gets to sit on the couch and watch videos until he feels better. If he would just get a touch of larangytis…
Google says: “Do you mean: laryngitis?”
And I say: “Yes. Yes I do.”
a touch of laryngitisit would be win/win.
Nikki, the Little Woman’s 13 1/2 year old dog, had an explosive reaction to her heartworm pill this morning. The pre-dawn hours were just chock-full o’ fun!
Lapsang Souchong tea smells like a campfire, but it tastes good.
My hunkers are all tuckered out.
On the good news front, our buyer excepted our counter with only one minor revision.
I know this isn’t the Pit, but …
10!
Very funny and well written.