"You'll find it in Balzac!"

Well, yes, but the Dutch are like that. The word for penis is roobspeeyer, and the anus is called the deykart (man, they hated that guy).

When I was a little kid, our local library had statues and busts of famous authors. The statue of Balzac was a classical pose, nude with a figleaf.

By the time I got around to seeing Music Man, I assumed Balzac must have been one of those people who went onpicnics without wearing any clothes, and certainly scandalous enough to upset Mrs. Shinn.

Same little red-headed boy, though.