Poorly explain a musical

For example, The Sound of Music could be “Nazis vs nuns”. Can be any medium, Broadway, movie, TV show or episode. Mine:

Celebrity’s betrayer is misunderstood

Patriotic puppets

30 something’s deserve free city apartments

*Bonus points for poorly describing more than one simultaneously:

Man gives free voice lessons, upset at recital

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Woman thinks to win heart of handsome cowboy by saying “no.” Meanwhile, friend almost loses handsome cowboy by not saying “no.”

Poor people amazingly afford balcony apartments and gang fight without guns in Manhattan

Damn, I’m no good at this. Can we have a spoilered answer key? The only one I think I get is “patriotic puppets,” which is:

Team America: World Police

Amirite? What are the others?

Cats.

I’m not very good at this, either.

Apparently France is REALLY small.

People try to get laid and not die in WWII.

Folks don’t really like living in Russia.

Con man not very good at his con.

The complications of trying to get good child care.

Older man takes uneducated girl for his “student.”

Irresponsible flower shop employee introduces invasive species into his neighborhood.

The best friend sleeps with the wife, while the neighbors complain about having nothing to do.

Parental delusions about their “special snowflakes” save the day.

New neighbors cause problems when the son falls for the maid.

Ambitious political figure promises to do much, but is forced to renege due to unfavorable circumstances.

Bloody brilliant!

That’s a tough one.

Bitch marries man for political power.

Writer and co-conspirator to terrorism gets shot by his friend.

Former convict on the run from police takes young girl from boarding house and flees to new city.

Wife-beater and petty criminal dies in botched robbery, soul is redeemed.

Dressing like a slut and taking up smoking wins you back your man.

Separated twins really do immediately die if they find out they were once a pair.

A good lawyer and lying in court gets you away with murder.

A group of young women are kidnapped by an isolated family in the mountains.

A bunch of anthropomorphic cats dance, and sing songs about each other. One of them dies and goes to Kitty Heaven.

A barber tires of the local retail food options and decides to offer alternatives.

Family runs away from bad guys, but only after encore performance.

People (including Josh Groban) try to get laid and not die by Napoleon in Russia.

Life, loves, and death of a Treasury Secretary.

Six months to a new you through speaking properly.

Rich Scandinavians you don’t give a damn about surround “Send in the Clowns”.

Codependent immigrant hides brother’s killer.

Desmond [del]Speaks[/del]Sings!