A group of rich men can’t agree on how to write a simple statement.
1776
Small town gets thrown into turmoil over Ed Sullivan.
Bye Bye Birdie
Scandals rock the Royal Family.
Camelot
A group of performers prove that show business marriages are a bad idea.
Showboat
Broke-ass puppets raise money for school via porn investments.
Father of the Bride 1, 2, and 3: broke Jewish milkman edition
Roadside prostitute meets self deluded old man, gets gang raped, but learns self respect
An object lesson in how the “Peter Principle” works in the British Navy.
Curmudgeon tries to abscond with an entire holiday.
Nurse likes French planter but not his previous choice in women; grass-skirt vendor entertains troops while trying to find a hubby for her daughter among the coconut-bra-wearing sailors.
Girl prefers feet to fins.
The Little Mermaid
Crime pays unless you’re Hungarian
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Celebrity’s betrayer is misunderstood
Jesus Christ Superstar
Team America
Rent
Phantom of the Opera, or My Fair Lady
Rent?
Les MisMis?
Sleeping Beauty?
Little Shop of Horrors?
Grease / Chicago?
Cats?
Sweeney Todd?
Sound of Music?
My Fair Lady?
Avenue Q?
South Pacific?
Easily, my favorite explanation ever of Cats. Well done, sir!
Two guys who can’t carry a tune in a bucket torture the audience with songs about beer, the wind and the stars.
Eccentric should start saving for nephew’s therapy ASAP.
Circus still boring even when you know the players intimately.
Reason for hayseed’s asexuality uncovered.
Insufferable matchmaker is insufferable.
Life as a Broadway walk-on sucks.
Abortion was legal in 1930s Germany.
American Idiot?
Cabaret?
Yup.
Paint Your Wagon?
I didn’t mean for these to be mysterious. I thought they’d be easy. They are Mame, Carnival, Li’l Abner, Hello Dolly, A Chorus Line, and Cabaret
Girl in 1890s Germany has an abortion, boy confesses his love to another boy.
Two miners prospect the same claim. 
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