Moooommmmmm…Moosie just barfed on me
WHAAAAAAA!!!
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
Ahhhhhh…feel much better now.
Now can we open the window? Please, before the barf smell kills us all?
Don’t mention the word “barf” in my telepresence. I’m in Hell here. We’re sick for Xmas–Yule plague. Ghod pity us.
“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung
“Children Children if you cant behave I’ll have to split you up.” - CSue
Literally? Won’t that get blood all over the seats?
Carpe diem - Seize the day
Carpe noctem - Seize the night
Carpe cerevisi - Seize the beer
Don’t worry we sprung for the extra Scotch-Guarding at the dealership.
::turns the CD player up louder to drown out all the noise::
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
If you don’t turn Billy Ray Cyrus off, I’m gonna be sick again! 
Jesus, it’s a juvenile, “Guy Stuff.” I’ll play.
Dad, I think I’m gonna be carsick. I forgot my dramamine.
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
ewwwww Uncle, not again… handing you the picnic basket to puke in so we can eat in a restaurant again 
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Purple, I want to hear Britney Spears!!! Or the Backstreet Boys!!! I LOOOOVEEE J.C.!!!
Oh God! Now I’m going to be sick too!
Mommmmmm…UncleBeer is hogging the basket!!!
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
No!! we are not going to listen to that godless heathen trash…
::puts in a CD of Benny Goodman’s Greatest Hits::
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
No, not that. Anything but that. If you don’t turn it off, I’m going to hold my breath til I turn <font color=“ff9900”>ORANGE</font>!!!
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F.
and if you don’t behave and sit back quietly I am gonna play the rocking sounds of Pat Boone.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Daaaaaaaaad! Make her stop! ::whine::
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
Hey! We just passed a McDonald’s! Can we stop? Please? Please?
Why not? Why didn’t we stop? It was right there!
I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!
JMCJ
“John C., it looks like you have blended in very nicely.”
-UncleBeer
If you don’t be quiet, I’ll give you a “happy meal” you’re never gonna forget!
(Ya know, that sort of parental comeback still doesn’t make any sense.)
:::Intentionally leaving the opening for all the perverts out there.:::
I don’t want McDonald’s anyway. I want pizza. Can we stop and get pizza, Dad? Can we? Please? Can we have pizza for lunch?
::pause::
I think pizza would be a good idea for lunch. Anyone else want pizza?
Oh, for Pete’s sake, it’s always pizza with you kids. Well, forget it. You’re going to have something nutritious for a change.
There’s a Denny’s!
Underneath my clothes I am completely naked.