All right you miserable scrotes, I’ve about had it with the multiple screen names. I know you guys have different motivations for using 'em and I’m not foolish enough to expect all of you to fess up, but who’s got 'em, why, and who needs to be outed?
I’d like to know who in the blazing saddles I’m talkin’ to. Now, out with it. Confess or be castigated, you misbegotten whoresons.
“Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I’m worried about the difference between wrong and fun.”
~P.J. O’Rourke~
I am the only one in here to my knowledge. I hadn’t even thought about needing a 2nd identity… why would I want one? It’s not like I need to be even more anonymous than I already am.
I was klanman for a while. But I’m not racist, I’m just a bad typist. I was supposed to be flanman, because of my love for dessert with the consistency of snot.
And I meant to say I hate all sand *chiggers. Those things are annoying.
If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
Actually, yeah, I’m the one who did the Lettuce post in the MarkSerling thread. I don’t mind about “admitting” it, in fact I had intended to, like I’m doing now; it was never meant it to be a “secret”, anyway. I just thought the whole thread had gotten out of hand anyway, so I figured I’d write up some goofy bullshit to parody the whole thing.
It’s a parody of itself anyway, though; don’t think it really needed my help.
My opinion on multiple usernames is a matter of record. What nobody knows is this: A while back, there was a thread called “Superman is a wimp”, or something like that. So, being the obnoxious wise-ass that I am, (of course, I prefer the term “irrepressible”, but let’s not mince words…), I decided to post something along the lines of “Don’t make me come down there”, or “Oh, yeah? Well, so’s yer mama!” under the name Superman. So, I registered the name, and sent it in. I think I mistyped the e-mail address, though, since I never got my password. And thusly was the SDMB was spared a particularly noisome example of my sense of humor.
That’s all I had to say. Wow, it feels like a gigantic weight has been lifted off my chest!
andros was michelle, the cat lady and the horndogg? How many people knew this madness was amiss? I was a small time poster a couple months back, and I felt so bad for michelle’s cat. I wrote a post of consolation or something. I recognize many of those names. Oh the world gets scarier every minute.