I’ve always had a prodigious appetite and a strong back, so are there any Doper ladies out there need some shelves putting up, lawns mowing, or heavy furniture lifted? My current going rate is a nice steak dinner and an apple pie, but I charge extra if you ask me to work with my shirt off. 
Hey, I can cook that. Fancy doing some marking for me? Oh, and I’ll bake you cookies if you work with your shirt off. 