Aside from the usual survival stuff (food and gear) one thing I would want is plenty of pens, pencils, and crayons. And of course lots of paper(both lined and unlined) to write and draw on. Also multiple decks of playing cards. And other assorted board games.
Whiskey isn’t a bad antiseptic.
Will you need a few sheep to make clothes? Or does Apocalyptic Sin involve running naked eventually?
I’ve heard you can use corn cobs for TP. Also plantain leaves.
Get rid of the tobacco. (Smokers* deserve to die in the apocalypse.)
And add Pringles. You gotta have Pringles.
(hmmm…maybe there’s a problem with the Pringles:
the OP seems to be doing his prepping in an agricultural-based setting. And I dunno if there’s anything agricultural about Pringles. They sure don’t taste like potatoes. )
But you gotta have’em anyway.
*Especially the ones in my office who puff right next to the door.
Hookers and blow ------------ or at least the still from my coal cellar.
Lots and lots of lip balm! I would die without it.
We can make clothes from the part of the pig we don’t turn into bacon. Or at least that works in theory with deer. Buckskin underwear for everyone! Although I think you can’t have apocalyptic sin without at least a good amount of happy naked time.
In the apocalypse, who cares about cancer and if that worry is gone there is no reason to go back to chewing, smoking cigars and pipes. We won’t be making cigarettes though they’re just nasty.
Anti-gravity flying belts so me and me mates can swoop down on hapless farmers and steal their chickens, booze, potatoes, daughters, etc.
I have wondered if there would be a market for contact lenses/glasses and hearing aids/batteries
Nice round stones make a perfectly acceptable substitute, as any National Outdoor Leadership School alum can tell you. A big handful of snow works as well, albeit with some, um, *invigorating *side effects.
Since liquor and weed are covered…
A sturdy knife
A flashlight
A beach towel (shout out to Douglas Adams!)
Beef Jerky
String Cheese
The contents of gramma’s medicine cabinet
Extra batteries
A puppy
Comfortable shoes
Your favorite pillow
A lighter
Matches
and the phone charger