South Korea vs. Italy, '02 World Cup. A travesty beyond words. Italy has TWO goals called back due to utterly nonexistent fouls. I’ve never, ever, seen such unbelievably brazen robbery in this event. And not only was Italy screwed, but this pretty much handed the championship to Brazil, in one of the most anticlimactic World Cup finals on record. And to put a truly psychotic spin on it, everyone afterward joked about how this was just South Korea’s home field advantage. Barf.
The Olympics. I could fill three threads with just these. A few off the top of my head: The Canadian swimmer robbed of a gold medal because a judge pushed the wrong buttons, and it took her over a decade to get justice. The '72 basketball gold medal game, an utter mockery of sport right down to the protest panel containing three Soviet Union possessions. The roughly 50,000 insane boxing decisions, one of which went to (surprise!) a South Korean. A pommel horse being set too low (which in any sane event results in a no-contest), and the resulting diastrous vaults being allowed to stand just freaking because. Figure skating, which is as bogus as pro wrestling when things don’t go horribly wrong. A sprinter DQed after a good start because apparently he was just too good. Blown calls, ham-handed decisions, blatant partisanship, it just goes on and on and on, justice is virtually never done, and nobody ever gives a damn.
The Jeff Maier interference non-call. Everything about this just turned my stomach. Start with the blown call. Proceed to the baffling canonization of the brat…oh yeah, did I mention he was cutting school at the time?..right down to calling him an “Angel in the Outfield”. (Here’s a tip for someone trying to get a cheap headline out of a movie title that may or may not have one tiny freaking iota of relevance…DON’T.) And then, of course, the stupid jokes, which blew what slim chance we had of a meaningful discussion of the whole issue to bits. Let’s get a few things straight: It was a blown call. It should’ve been an out. Cutting class isn’t a good thing. Interfering isn’t a good thing. It’s possible to get tossed from the stadium for interference. Interfering and lucking out with a blown call does not make you a good person, let alone an angel!!!
Colorado’s “fifth down”, which resulted in them getting the win and eventually the national championship, and a whole lot of yahoos saying that’s the way it is, too bad, it happens, whaddya gonna do, okaylet’smoveonnow. (Four atrocities for the price of one!) But what makes this really unbearable was…the championship was decided by polls!! In other words, they never had to profit from this hideous mistake! Just don’t vote them #1, guys! What the hell were they thinking? “Aw, gee, the win was completely bogus, and no way in hell should they benefit from it, and they certainly don’t deserve the championship, but the win’s in the books, so, uh, I guess I gotta go by it and stuff.” Say what you will about the BCS, but even that has nothing on a group of supposedly knowledgable people witnessing a gross injustice, having the complete, unilateral power to not reward the injustice, and rewarding it anyway.
Maybe some of them were trying out to be figure skating judges, I dunno…
Gah…DKW stop now…will go on for hours if not stop…wish that were joke…