Conan O’Brien Hates Your Homeland
My favorites?
Mongolia: Where Chinese freedom meets Siberian comfort.
and
Central African Republic: So bad, the gorillas learn sign language for "Poach me."
Hahah!
Japan
Last century, you brutally defeated China and Russia. This century, you make Hello Kitty toasters.
-foxy
I can’t believe he left out Lithuania! Couldn’t anybody on the Conan staff write a joke about Catholic basketball players whose names sound like diseases?
Yes, but which do you fear more?
Good Point.
I wish they did this bit more often so we could get a nice, complete list.
The Canadian one is pretty lame.
I demand a better class of insult!
Great site.
I especially like: Marshall Islands: To write a joke about your country, we Googled it. No results were found.
and
Iceland
I’m amazed you don’t have a military. How do you protect your 85,000 square miles of uninhabitable land?