You have been marooned on the renowned desert island as in the Desert Island Discs program.However,for some sin you have committed and now been found out for,you are only allowed the eight records that you hate the most.You will share the island with two celebrities of your choice who you utterly despise and will be given an ‘antiluxury’-an item to make your trip even more unpleasant.
I shall go away and compile mine.Enjoy your island stay!