Just about anything from The Big Lebowski, especially:
“Yeah, well, that’s just like, you’re OPINION, maaan.”
“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!”
“You’re not dealing with morons here, Lebowski.”
“You try any of that crazy shit, busting out your piece, I’ll take it away from you, shove it up you ass, and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.”
Also anything from Swingers, also known as the Bible of Modern Dating.
“Oh, Mikey, do you think I even know what they’re saying to me half the time? I don’t know if the girl’s telling me about how hard it is to be a doctor, or how her dad never shows her affection. All I do is stare at her mouth, and wrinkle my eyebrows, and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie.”
“We’re just going to drive around the hills all night looking for this party. And then when we get there, we’re gonna leave cause you say it sucks. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. And I spend half the night talking to some skank who’s looking around to try and see if there’s someone more important that she should be talking to. And I’m supposed to be all excited cause she’s wearing a backpack. It makes me sick. Some skank who isn’t half the woman my girlfriend is is gonna front ME? It makes me wanna fucking puke. And these women wouldn’t be anything if they weren’t surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I’ll tell you another thing, T. You listening? I’m not gonna be one of those assholes.”
Sue: “You don’t know what it’s like, man. I grew up in L.A.”
Trent: “Anaheim”
Sue: “Whatever!”
“Fuckin’ A right it’s not like New York. Out here you can avoid trouble. It’s not like you live in Compton, Sue, with bullets wizzing around your head. In New York, trouble finds you.”
There are a few from Airheads that also qualify:
“Somebody gave you a break once, even though you’re a goon.”
“Oh, the machine dilapidated it, man!”
“Oh, that’s it, huh? A brother can’t open his mouth without the white man slappin’ him down.”
Strictly classic.
The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.