your fav movie quotes

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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“I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.” German officer - The African Queen

“Top…men.” G-man - Raiders of the Lost Ark

“Inconthievable!” Vizzini - The Princess Bride (And just about every other line of dialogue from TPB)

“Do you think a girl thinks less of a boy if he lets himself be kissed? Oh, I know girls go out with boys like me, but don’t you think they usually wind up marrying the other kind?” Groucho - Monkey Business

“Oooh, I should have gotten a blue spruce, they’re lighter.” Lucy - While You Were Sleeping

“You oughta be ashamed of yourself! Frightening him like that when he came to you for help!” Dorothy - The Wizard of Oz

Uke, I hope this satisfies you. Most of my favorite films are pre-1980. Especially the Marx Bros., the MGM musicals, Casablanca and Citizen Kane. They did indeed have faces then. Of course, what I think is one of the greatest films ever made has no dialogue – Eisenstein’s The Battleship Potemkin. Incredible images.

The Dave-Guy
“since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx

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“Goodness, what lovely diamonds!”
“Goodness had nothin’ ta do with it, dearie.”

–Mae West, She Done Him Wrong (I think).

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“'Scuse me while I whip this out”

Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles

“And I shall be Queen!”
Donald Sutherland in Start the Revolution Without Me (lots of good lines in that one)

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Kinoon is my new hero for liking The Blues Brothers…my fav

A few awesome quotes:

“There’s nothing wrong with letting a beautiful baby know that you’re money, and you’re ready to party” - Trent, Swingers

“Hey guys, Big Gulps, huh? Alright!!..Welp, see ya later!” - Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

“There’s a million things I’d like to say, but I can’t explain myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand!!” - Brodie, Mallrats

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist” - Verbal Kint, Usual Suspects

View every exit as an entrance someplace else

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Just about anything from The Big Lebowski, especially:
“Yeah, well, that’s just like, you’re OPINION, maaan.”

“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!”

“You’re not dealing with morons here, Lebowski.”

“You try any of that crazy shit, busting out your piece, I’ll take it away from you, shove it up you ass, and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.”

Also anything from Swingers, also known as the Bible of Modern Dating.

“Oh, Mikey, do you think I even know what they’re saying to me half the time? I don’t know if the girl’s telling me about how hard it is to be a doctor, or how her dad never shows her affection. All I do is stare at her mouth, and wrinkle my eyebrows, and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie.”

“We’re just going to drive around the hills all night looking for this party. And then when we get there, we’re gonna leave cause you say it sucks. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. And I spend half the night talking to some skank who’s looking around to try and see if there’s someone more important that she should be talking to. And I’m supposed to be all excited cause she’s wearing a backpack. It makes me sick. Some skank who isn’t half the woman my girlfriend is is gonna front ME? It makes me wanna fucking puke. And these women wouldn’t be anything if they weren’t surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I’ll tell you another thing, T. You listening? I’m not gonna be one of those assholes.”

Sue: “You don’t know what it’s like, man. I grew up in L.A.”
Trent: “Anaheim”
Sue: “Whatever!”

“Fuckin’ A right it’s not like New York. Out here you can avoid trouble. It’s not like you live in Compton, Sue, with bullets wizzing around your head. In New York, trouble finds you.”

There are a few from Airheads that also qualify:

“Somebody gave you a break once, even though you’re a goon.”

“Oh, the machine dilapidated it, man!”

“Oh, that’s it, huh? A brother can’t open his mouth without the white man slappin’ him down.”

Strictly classic.

The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.

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Rick: And be careful, Louie. This is aimed right at your heart.
Capt. Renault: That is my least vulnerable spot.

Maj. Strasser: And what is your nationality, Mr. Blaine?
Rick: I’m a drunkard.
Capt. Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Maj. Strasser: Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Paris?
Rick: It’s not particularly my beloved Paris.
Heinz: Can you imagine us in London?
Rick: When you get there, ask me.
Capt. Renault: Humph! Diplomatic.
Maj. Strasser: How about New York?
Rick: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.

Best movie of all time.

  • Rick
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WIU’s new hero eh? I think I could get used to that.

“they wont catch us, were on a mission from god”

“we have both kinds, country and western”

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Pia Zadora in Hairspray:Lets get naked and smoke!

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Oi hope I have these right:

“Laugh while you can, Monkey boy.”
– Buckaroo Bonzai.

“No matter where you go, there you are”
– Buckaroo Bonzai
And, from Heathers (a very quotable movie):

Jock: “I didn’t know they let faggots in here.”

Christian Slater: “Apparently there’s an open door policy for assholes though.”

Jock: “What? What did you say?”

CS: [Pulling out large gun] “Its a shame I have to repeat myself”

BLAAM!

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