That was always my favorite episode of Red Dwarf.
My favorite conspiracy is The Illuminati, which Cecil addresses here and here among other places. I actually have proof the Illuminati exists…I came across a
[Edited by The Illuminati]
Black Sun/Vril/Hollow Earth composite theory definitely amuses me.
The Montauk Project is my current fave, it’s rather obscure and very plastic. I’ve seen it tied in to the Philadelphia Experiment, Ong’s Hat, Chemtrails, even (I believe, just going on memory here) by way of the Nazis to the Thule Society and from there back to the early suspects (Illuminati, Freemasons, Knights Templar, etc).
I prefer my conspiracies to involve other conspiracies wherever possible.
3 pages and no one have mentioned Timecube (Warning: You do not want to click on this link)
I mean, most conspiracy theorists have at least some sort of “evidence” that they like to throw at us. (Eye-witnesses, strange shadows, doctored photographs etc.) This guy got nothing. And it’s something charming about the way he calls me an evil bastard.
Yes you do. This is… this defies description. Defies words. Defies comprehension. It’s either someone who’s thoroughly screwed up like I’ve never seen or the most hilarious joke since… ever.
Please everyone, click that link! Learn the truth that evil teachers try to hide from you! You’ve been educated stupid and are a mindless dumb ass!
Exactly. This guy just piles claim upon claim, throwing some anti-white racism accusations in there once in a while, all the while yelling about how he is the wisest human on Earth, wiser than any god. I mean, this is the closest he ever comes to explaining what TimeCube even is, let alone provide proof:
Does this make sense to anyone? I read the entire page, italics, underlinings and psychedelic colours and all, and as far as I can tell what he’s trying to say is that when it’s daytime in Greenwich it’s nighttime in New Zealand. Like, don’t we sort of know that already?
The writing is brilliant. I particularly love how he repeats himself over and over again, endlessly jabbing on about evil teachers and stupid educators, and then occasionally throwing in a gem like “Life is based upon a perfect math or your arm would be too short to wipe your butt”. Then he drags God, Santa Claus and Socrates into the discussion. Also, the way he signs his name here and there to make his statements look like quotes.
Tom P., thank you for showing me this. I feel free now.
I mean $10,000 to disprove WHAT? 
You are correct in that he never states what the full theory is o be disproved. :wally But it is a wonderful laugh though. Thank yoy for cheering up my day.
Oh hehehe, wait there is more. From the Timecube site http://sub-zero.mit.edu/~rhett/ I don’t know what a porn search engine has to do with the awesome TIMECUBE!
Time Cube Debate / Lecture at MIT
January 30, 2002
I made a new search engine combining the best features of the Internet: Search With Porn Now you can get porn while you search!
I found the script to that online a while back but I never did see the episode.
Well, I’m still in Wyoming. And I’m more than happy to keep my large hole to myself too.
Actually, the crackpot theory that I subscribe to is that VP Cheney isn’t from Wyoming at all, but rather built in an underground bunker at Area 51.
H.P. Lovecraft did have contact with the Great Old Ones and the Nercomilion is real.
Its not a widely published theory (ie I have no cites, but my own personal research/knowledge) but its true.
Paperclips are the early stage (a larvae stage if you will) of wire coat hangers. You have too many paperclips one day, the next day you cant find any but suddenly you have a dozens of wire coat hangers…
It seems the purchase of plastic coat hangers is also a catalyst to the transformation. At times I will not have enough coat hangers of any variety, go out and purchase some plastic ones, the next day Im up to my earlobes in wire ones.
Also washing machines and/or driers have some sort of free-flowing conversion between states of being a “mateless sock” and being “a ballpoint pen without a lid, that writes only marginally well”
I have been trying to get a grant to study this phenomenon in greater detail but have been, up until now, unable to secure funding.
Thus, I have to believe I am being actively thwarted in my search for the truth.
Regarding Time Cube, a friend and I decided to go to the MIT lecture this summer for yuks. So I e-mailed Gene Ray for a reservation, which somehow led him to put me on his e-mail list. So every so often, I get crazy Gene Ray brainvomit in my mailbox. I highly recommend it.
So you went to the lecture? And you haven’t told us until now?
Foul creature! Immediately spill the beans or be condemned to the scathing flames of Hell until the end of time!
No, I’m going to the upcoming one.
Yeah, you did write “this” summer. Whoops.
Anyway, make damn sure you spill the beans after you’ve been there, awwrite?
Well, of course that is true; Lovecraft was a better than most of you puny mortals, writing all those books about me and all. BTW, it is spelled Necromonicon.
You betcha, Priceguy. By the way, for any obsessed fans of Time Cube who have read the entire site, here’s an interesting fan site with interviews with Gene Ray.
you sure about that Cthulhu? 