I just finished reading the Villainous Monologues and Ominous Quotes thread, and I’d be interested in hearing quotes that would work as a snappy comeback to those.
Like:
"[…]We are only men, master, have you heard of men?
“O, they live on earth like fishes, and a gasp is all their
breath.
God for empty honours only gave them death and scorn of
death,
And you walk the worms for carpet and you tread a stone
that squeals
Only, God that made them worms did not make them wheels.
Man shall shut his heart against you and you shall not find
the spring.
Man who wills the thing he wants not, the intolerable thing—
Once he likes his empty belly better than your empty head
Earth and heaven are dumb before him: he is stronger than
the dead.” – from “The Song of the Wheels”
“What [Hamlet] said with irony, I say with conviction: What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty. In form, in moving, how express and admirable. In action, how like an angel, in apprehension, how like a god!”
– Picard (duh 
 )
“I will take the Ring, but I do not know the way.”
“And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God.” – the book of Job
“There is some good in this world and it’s worth fighting for!” – Sam in “The Return of the King”
Take it away, y’all!
   ) but the story is set during the middle of the Cold War about the outbreak of WW3 between the Soviet Union and Communist China with the US in the middle. The Soviets send a telex to the Chinese saying “We will fight to the last Russian!”, and the Chinese respond, “After we kill the last Russian there will still be ten Chinese!”