This morning on the radio we’ve already had…
‘Your nasty habits aren’t confined to bed, the grocer told me what you do with bread’
‘You can’t fit a willy where a willy won’t go’ and
‘Jane plays with Willy and Willy is happy again’
which may just have set something off in my pervy mind, but they all sound rather lewd when taken out of the song. So which (intentional or otherwise) lyrics have you noticed that managed to slip through the censor’s net
And just to let you know, those three were from
Carole Bayer Sager-You’re Moving Out Today, Sweet-Little Willy and Peter Gabriel-Games Without Frontiers
Toni Basil’s ‘Mickey’. Specifically:
So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it, I’ll take it like a man
As one rock critic (whose name escapes my poor memory) put it, she’s the first gal to offer to take it up the ass on Top 40 radio.
I know this isn’t how it really goes, but from Fool for the City by Foghat:
I’ll get off on Main Street, step into the crowd,
Sidewalk under my feet, yeah, traffic’s good and loud.
When I see my anus, I’ll be walkin’ on a cloud.
Cuz I’m a fool for the city…
Something tells me that Snow White
is smarther than we think
Seven men at perfect height,
seven noses pink
from “Behind Every Good Woman” by Tracy Bonham
“Brand New Key” by Melanie
… Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me …
… I ride my bike, I roller skate, don’t drive no car
Don’t go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don’t drive
I been all around the world
Some people say, I done all right for a girl …
Man, that’s a dirty song. And it’s all delivered in this chirpy, upbeat, bouncy voice … .