Your favourite OMG THEY SAID THAT?! moments on FOX

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Sometimes I think that FOX needs to hire censors that have their minds a little more firmly in the gutter to catch some of the things that are said on “Animation Domination.”

Cases in point:

Family Guy - Meg: “I can’t taste salt!” (It took me 3 times of seeing that episode before I finally went :eek:)

American Dad - Roger: “Well I’ll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me.” (First time: “I don’t get it.” Second time: :eek:)

What are your favourite inappropriate phrases that made you think “Holy crap, how did that get past the censors?!!”

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Well, it depends on if you think it was inappropriate or not, but Capt. Picard very clearly, if not very loudly, said “Merde!” on an episode of TNG.

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I do not get either of those. Can you explain?

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I get the ‘melting pearls one:’ It’s a reference to how ejaculate might look on one’s stomach.

I don’t get the salt one.

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Semen supposedly has a salty taste?

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I thought this was about Fox News. They have much funnier lines.

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I thought that too!

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Sneeds Seed and Feed (formerly Chucks)

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Semen tastes salty.

ETA: Doh! I thought I’d refreshed this page!

Ditto! :stuck_out_tongue:

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So there must be more to that joke than just the line “I can’t taste salt,” because out of context, I don’t see any reason to think of semen.

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She’s trying to impress the next-door neighbour boy that she has a crush on.

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Oooooh, NOW I get it.

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Still seems a bit obscure. “I have no gag reflex,” sure.

Is it universally understood that semen is salty? I don’t… I mean, I haven’t done the research…

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Don’t accept any blue plastic spoons full of candy, then.

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Exactly. That’s why one’s mind has to be way far in the gutter to catch the reference and probably how it got past the censors. :wink:

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They snuck a lot past 'em on The Simpsons.

The Krusty See & Say: “S is for shiksa! S…H…I…uh…I think there’s a T in there…”

The Springfield Heights Institute of Technology.

Morningwood Penitentiary.

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Me too. Is the thread for Fox only then? Why?

For those that don’t get it.

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Homer: Mmmmm…Sugar Walls.

Ken Brockman: From now on we’ll all be taking golden showers.

Principal Skinner: Chew through my ball sack.

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I think the salt thing is a reference to the joke about pretending to shake a salt shaker on your tongue and you will actually taste salt. Especially if you tilt your head back.

You won’t taste salt, but you will look like you are sucking a dick.

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Urine is known for being salty. Semen is not. It’s a non-joke in my view - just random Meg lameness.