I fucking hate my job. This job is like the worst part of every job I ever had all rolled into one job. I cannot concieve of a worst job for me if I majored in it in college and dedicated my life to pursuing a career in it.
-100% travel by myself, usually to some lame office park in the suburbs - check
-Smug, spineless, manager who thinks that it doesn’t matter what he tells the client he can do because I have to do the work anyway - check
-Geeky coworkers with the maturity of college freshmen and the business acumen of a college freshman - check
-Questionable management practices that keep the company on the cutting edge of geting de-listed from the NASDAQ) - check
-Co-dependent relationship with our main partner that ensures that we will never grow any bigger than we are now.
-Boring, tedious work - yes, that is why I got a degree in engineering and an MBA, so I can sit in front of a computer all day and sort 100,000 rows of purchasing data into their categories. That is what I aspired to when I was studying designing skyscrapers and developing a business. I
-Did I mention I fucking hate programming? Every programmer in the country is having his job outsourced to India and I can’t find a freakin job that doesn’t require I learn javascript. knew I should have gone to freakin’ law school. You never see lawyers having to program SQL.
-Bold move merging with a failed Dot-com. I think these stock options are really going to take off 5 years ago.
-Don’t be frightened by me because I’m the oldest person in the company (I’m 31 by the way). I’m just like those hip older people you see on Friends or Sex in the City. Think of my kind of like Chef from Southpark - despensing wisdom and advice to the “childr’n”.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to look into the extridition laws of this country as they pertain to tossing your boss off a building.