I never said he was.
It’s an exercise in brevity, with recognition being the key factor. If you can pick it up quickly and recognize what it is, then you get the maximum meaning and ease of recognition in the shortest time.
Jeez, do I have to explain everything?
Now them’s some good parting lines.
Why aren’t I dead yet? Read the name, bub.
My sister has proved to be just as indestructible. During the Montreal ice storm she rammed an 18-wheeler that jacknifed in front of her.
“Well look at that, the sun’s coming up.”
(Extra points if you know where the quote comes from)
But although I’m a believing Christian, it will probably actually be “Oh shit!” * if it’s expected, or, if unexpected, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”*
“Screw you guys, I’m going home.” (complete with hand gesture)
“Oh my God, you killed me! You BASTARD!”
Can you tell what DVD’s I’ve been watching lately?
“Rosebud. And some Astroglide.”
dont /:cough:cough:/Look.in my. favorites folder. or. my. /:cough:cough:/documents folder
(cue flatline noise)Beep,beep,beep,beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…
That’s just great 
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Flexible Flyer!
I don’t think it’s original, but I think I’d go for “tell them I said something interesting or witty”
Essentially the last words of Pancho Villa, in fact.