Your last words TO THE EXTREME

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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In The Simpsons episode “Das Bus”, Otto is being swept out to sea. Before he goes under, he gives his last words:

Zeppelin Rules!
Your number comes up. You are around friends or strangers. But, c’mon, you’re not going to say “Tell my mother, I loved her”, you’re not going to quote Shakesphere. You’re gonna speak to something you find life worth living for; like, if this wasn’t here I don’t know how I’d get through the day.

What would be your last words al la Otto. Seven words or less. You get extra points if you can say it in two.

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“Tell my mother her fruitcake sucks”

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I’m aliiiiiiive!

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Okay, so, I know I’m going to die, right? Right.

At T-minus sixty seconds, I slump my head and go limp. Listen to those around me: “He’s gone. Sob, sob.”

At T-minus twenty seconds, give out a huge gasp, lift my head, and look around with wide eyes. Fixate on somebody. Say:

“You have two weeks to live.”

Then die.

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“I never cared for cheesecake”

No one would ever expect it, so I’d say it…don’t know what else I would say…

Brendon Small

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:smiley: Along the same lines (sort of) as Cervaise:

Look up into the great beyond with a wide-eyed, all-seeing, awed gaze as death approaches, and then announce to all weeping, wailing spectators:

“I see… I see… God… God wearing… a fabulous backless Chanel and pumps…”

Cue elegant death pose.

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:slap:

“Last tag!”

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“Sunuvagun, what a ride!”

Not an exact quote, but a great sentiment. Or am I taking this too seriously?

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“I’m coming back. I’ll rise from the grave and wreak vengeance upon you all as one of the living dead!”

Honest-to-God last line; my wife’s grandfather was on his deathbed, surrounded my his children. They were watching a Maple Leafs game, which he loved. When the third period ended in a tie he said, “Well, I guess I won’t stick around for overtime,” and immediately died.

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Spoken like a true Canadian. :slight_smile:

Me?

“I… I… I see God! She’s black! So are her wife and husband!”

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“With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!”

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Gotcha ya.

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“I can explain!”

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“Pirates beat ninjas!”

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poke “No…tagbacks…”

“Fuck…your…couch…”

“Your sister…is a whoooooooore…”

“I just shit”

This is fun!

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When I was hit by an 18-wheeler and thought I was going to die, one thought flashed through my head:

No more cute brunettes.

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Ooh. That would suck.

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“Don’t let me come back!!!”

No, seriously. My best friend and I have a mutually agreed on pact in the event of a zombie uprising.

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Avenge my death!

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“That must’ve look funny as hell from where you’re standing.”