I was in the same position. I had been hit a few times by semis and spun around. I opened my eyes and looked left to see another truck grill coming fast. What did I think?
“So…there you have have it. Is this the end of Rico?”
Not so dramatic, but I had been spun around across a few lanes of I-75 in north Atlanta at the interchange of I-285 and I wasn’t at my best.
Oscar Wilde’s last words were, “Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
Hard to top that.
Give me a viking funeral or I’ll haunt you bastards!
cue Spamalot
Always look at the bright side of death
You need to see this movie (currently making limited runs in U.S. theaters; look for it).
finally!
But Scarlett…five times in a night…and the donkey…oh, ok…
I once found myself thinking I would die in a few seconds and my thought was “Nope, I still don’t believe in God”.
“HOLY FUCK! So, that’s what he meant by ‘42’!!!”
…flatline…
“You guys should really give this a try.”
Holy Crap, Jack Chick was right!
“Watch this!”
“Oh shit!”
“Look, there’s Jimi. And Aunt Jonie. And Uncle Whitey. And Smokey and Pinkie and Ralph and Shadow.”
Did somebody say… Lakeport?
When I was about to hit the ground in the plane crash I was in, and fully expecting to die, my last words were “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
If I had time to plan it, I’d say “Aurë entuluva!” That’s Quenya for “Day shall come again”.
Maybe not my day, granted. But day.
“. . . and if it’s not so, may God strike me dead!”
Not original, somebody on the Dope posted it originally, but I’d like to use it when I die, oh, 75 years from now, and if the setup is right.
“Have you made your peace with Jesus/God?”
“I didn’t know we’d fought. [Buh-dum-puh.*]”
“Don’t eat the salmon mousse!”
“And now, you’ll never know where I planted the explosives. HA-HA-HAAA!”
The above is a “joke”. A witticism, intended to engender yucks. Humor-impaired Mods should not confuse it with anything else.
Ah hell, no you wouldn’t. It’d be another “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
"F*ckin’ Commie pinko bastards! . . . "
“G-ddamn Talibaaaaaaaahn!”
and given that last one. . .
“Khaaaaaaan! Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!”
Tripler
Or my favorite, “I shot Tony Sopranoooooo . . . .!”