My version is a little less gruesome:
A guy is driving down the road and sees a pig with a wooden leg. He’s never seen such a thing so stops to talk to the farmer…
(This part of the joke is several long, drawn-out stories about the pig waking up the family during a fire, digging the farmer out from his overturned tractor, etc, to build suspense.)
Finally the guy says “but that doesn’t explain the wooden leg!”
Farmer: “Well a pig that good, you can’t eat all at once!”
Re: the “golden amster” coats…
A couple years back Burlington Coat Factory was in real hot water when it turned out some of the imported coats it was selling were trimmed with dog fur, not wolf fur as originally thought. The whole situation was so surreal to me I couldn’t quite grasp what annoyed me so much about it. I think it was a mixture of a) they didn’t have a problem with the fur when it was from a non-pet animal, and b) there are thousands of dogs (& cats) put to sleep weekly (possibly daily) right here in the US and no one bats an eye over it. I figured if some country had the foresight to skin them before tossing them in the crematorium and do something useful, well hell, more power to them!
Yep, PETA-esque people go for the weaker people. If one of those idiots said anything like that in front of me or my kid, I’s simple say, “Yes, I wear fur and am a card-carrying member of the NRA…wanna go?” Although I don’t wear fur or carry a gun…I’d love to see their faces.
The only non-leather/pro-veggie concessions that I make are 1. donating time to the local rescue place…hard to look a cow or sheep in the face when you are trying to hold them wearing leather gloves and 2. When my friend comes over who is a Krisna and feels real awkward at meaty-BBQs.
A few years back, someone planted a bomb in the back of a local branch library. Nobody could figure out why, until someone noticed that the address was 1 number higher than that of the Planned Parenthood clinic across the street.
Can you say fundamentalist Christian, violent, and stupid?
I have spouted off that opinion many times. My ex used to have fits about a Chinese restaurant here in town that he claimed used dogs in their meals. My response was: “Well isn’t that better than letting them starve to death? Or the idiots at the shelter gas them?”
Yeah, he didn’t talk to me for days.
It’s all part of the food chain. Eventually your get away and is caught by a Chinese cook. So you are, in effect, eating the mink. (sorry).
I’m not sure what I would do if someone from PETA pulled that in front of me but I hope a jury would understand.
I know I typed cat… “Eventually your CAT gets away”.