I’ve seen these types of things on other sites and figure the Dopers should be the best at it since they’re the best at everything. I’ll get the ball rolling. (Please, no political jabs.)
With each wipe of the makeup removal cloth, the clown’s face grew increasingly terrifying.
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My new hand regarded my screams to drop the knife with complete disinterest.
She got back into the car and was so preoccupied with her phone that she didn’t even realize it wasn’t her husband driving until they were back on the road.
Couldn’t wait to return to the snow-covered, darkened barn after a long day of charity work for Make A Wish Foundation and continue to amputate limbs from the detective chained to the table and dance with his intestines around my neck as he watches while he screams to the end.
It never occurred to her when she failed to return her new neighbor’s wave as she set off on her evening jog that she had just signed her death warrant.
“My only real friend,” chuckled Mary O’hara, as she slit the horse’s neck upward from the gut to the muzzle, thinking only of the smell of fresh Fried Flicka.
As I struggled to re-light the lantern, all around me I could hear their hoarse breathing and the scraping of their claws on the rock of the cave floor.