OK. I look good in black. Appoint me to the Supreme Court.
I live in a state and I can type really fast. Gimme Secretary of State.
I tend to be a homebody at times, so Secretary of the Interior for me.
I play City of Heroes, so I should be head of the Federal Department of Metahuman Activities. There isn’t one you say ? A shameful oversight that must be corrected !
I love to make kites and fly kites, so I could be head of the Federal Aviation Administration!
I live indoors. I should be Secretary of the Interior. I’ve also seen the movie, Hud, so I could be Secretary of HUD.
Back when I worked in high-tech, I used to get my suits pressed all the time.
Make me press secretary.
I have a pretty good poker face therefore I shall be the next CIA Director.
I’m a pretty good woodworker. Any cabinet position would suit me.
I have planted tomatoes… make me Sec. of Agriculture.
If that doesn’t work, I have been to the UN complex in Geneva, make me US Ambassador to the UN.
You might be over-qualified for that.
I’m not really qualified for anything…
I’ll take Vice President.
I mailed a letter once so I’ll be Postmaster General.
That definitely works. We need more sexy judges.
I’m a Paley Center member. Can I be on the FCC too?
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My mother dressed me in a sailor suit when I was a little boy, so I’ll take Secretary of the Navy.
I really know how to pamper my husband when he gets sick, so I’ll take Secretary of Health and Human Services, please.
I always lock my doors at night, and therefore should be appointed National Security Advisor.
I got several pilot-style hats and jackets, so it’s Secretary of the Air Force for me.