I actually got this idea from somewhere else, but it took off and it has become quite fun. I’ll bet the dopers can take it to the next level.
If Sarah Palin is qualified in international matters because she can see Russia from Alaska, then all of us must be qualified for other positions in her government should she win. Please state your qualifications, and the position in the Palin/McCain administration you feel qualified to hold. We’ll send the link to her should (gasp) she win.
I’ve had a cold, therefore I should be the Surgeon General.