Forget monsters and B-movie slashers; let’s talk some REALLY scary stuff.
My four scariest moments as a flyer:
- For the first time ever, I was seated at the farthest back seats on a jet. This particular jet was one of those that has engines in its tail. I’m always most nervous on take-off. As the jet climbed, all of a sudden the loud noise from those tail jets very close to me cut out. Silence. I was sure I was going to die. I guess on this type of jet, those engines aren’t used all the time.
This was when I learned that when you’re nervous on a flight, look at the faces of the flight attendants. They looked calm as can be. They’ve flown a million times. So it was then I knew everything was fine. (It will be a scary day when I look at them and THEY are freaking out.)
- Because of where I live, I often have to fly in the dead of winter. This can mean, upon taking off and landing, that your jet is going through driving snow, high winds, and a lot of turbulence.
I remember one specific time coming in to land, where the jet was experiencing turbulence VERY close to the ground. Turbulence normally doesn’t bother me, but when you’re only a few hundred feet above the treetops bouncing around like that, I get nervous.
The pilot was fighting against a cross-wind (I think. What do I know about flying?), so as we were almost touching down on the runway, the plane was significantly SIDEWAYS. I think he was doing this on purpose. Moments before the wheels touched down, he straightened it out.
- I’m seated near the door that the skyway connects to the jet. There’s a long delay before we take off. The pilot or co-pilot comes back to the door, and is talking to the staff who had earlier worked the desk in the terminal. I can hear their conversation.
*Desk lady: They did your weight calculations upstairs. The plane is overweight. Some freight needs to come off.
Pilot: No it isn’t. I did the calculations up front myself. We’re fine.
Desk lady: They say you’re not.
Pilot: We’re fine! C’mon! Let’s get going!
Pilot shuts door to the protests of the desk lady.*
I was sweating that flight out, let me tell ya. That was the closest I’ve ever come to unbuckling, walking off and refusing to go on a flight.
- I’m flying on a 767 or 777 out of Brazil. We’ve been flying for awhile, and are near the country’s northern coast. Regular flyers know that turbulence typically manifests itself in a series of bumps, some more pronounced than others.
Well, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, comes one big … whatever it was. The jet seemed to lose thousands of feet in altitude, in just that moment or two.
EVERYBODY gasped. I mean, even the people who look like they fly daily.
Then, everything was fine again. That was a scary, scary moment.
Anybody else got any?