See how easy it is to screw up someone’s name? Sorry. (sorta)
Well, all I know is that he wiped the dirt from his hands a he walked from the grave and that noone was saved.
I thought it started as Ah…look at all the lonely people. But “I” adds a depth to the message–you precocious lil stubmound (small thornhill, you see) you!
Being single, I don’t do this, but I do use _mcl to refer to my family (logically enough): dad_mcl, dr_mom_mcl, brother_mcl, aunt_mcl, mr_aunt_mcl, uncle_mcl, mrs_uncle_mcl, etc…
My children are the sprogs, which fits them perfectly, and the husband is “The artist formerly known as talented” or “TAFKAT”
My wife is kaylasmom; her brother and sisters are kaylasuncle and kaylasaunties, respectively. Same labeling system applies to my brothers and sisters; I’ve never had occasion to mention their offspring, but if anything should come up, I will likely use kaylascousins. My parents are kaylasgrandma and kaylasgrandpa.
The center of this little universe, oddly enough, is always Michaela, never kayla.
For the wife its Ms Hook and for our son, The Little Hook even though he’s 36
Do you think picuhubby likes his name? When I do it, it’s cute when you do it it’s sexist and condecending (just so there’s no confusion, leading to a brawl, I’m 100% joking.)
Girlfriend=akirababe
baby girl in adoption process =akirababy
Either Mrs 666, or else 999 if I’m lucky! 
Not 69?
Or 696.
Hmmm… kinky.
I don’t have any twee nicknames for my husband or cats. So that’s the big void I’ve been feeling in my life…
Let’s see, Jim could be featherjim. Or maybe feathubby. Or Jimmylou. Or Hubbylou. My cat is named Feather - Featherfeather? Jim’s cat is named Max - feathermax? This is harder than it looks.
Oh, by the way, I thought the title was referring to families on the Dope. I would like to have a family on the Dope. We should all adopt each other.
So long as it’s GBG, I’m game.
GB may be substituted for Greenback.
Mrs Greenback (19 in my eyes forever)*
Lil Greenback (4)
Princess Greenback (2)
The one getting more titty time than I am (3 months)
*She lurks at times
My husband, who I sometimes denote as the ETBE (eventual-to-be ex), is wonderfool and my mother, who in real life is known as a cross between Hitler and Sybil (Shitler), is called awfool on here. Other than those two, I don’t have anyone else to mention. My little dog is just Zen and the ex-from-hell is Ted, as in Bundy. Someday I need to have more relations to utilize the cute twee name/family concept.
I still think of my husband as hillbilly king. Actually, that was his name on here for a split second before y’all scared him off.
I suppose I could start calling him Mr. Belfry or Mr. Bats.
Let’s see…we’ve got Mbossa…and…ummm…Mbossa’s Hand, I guess.
I am enjoying time with my now 11 week old Sentient Meatball.
Sounds so much better than the old names: Non-Sentient Zygote and Scarcely-Sentient Fetus. 
I think I’ve probably missed a couple of stages, but you can help me out…
Greenback! Hey, old friend - how’s it going?
When I ever so rarely refer to them here, the better half is called Mrs. Rhubarb and the offspring are the Rhubarbettes or Rhubarbarians depending on mood and context. IRL, they’re usually Honey and The Monsters. (1960’s-Style-Band-Name!)