Your tax dollars at work...

I was doing my taxes yesterday and came across the following deep inside IRS Publication 525. It’s good to know our government considers all possibilities…

"If you are in possession of a bronzed three-legged monkey, Stop! You can not take the Earned Income Credit."

This one gets me every year. Damn my Voodoo practicing ways.
((Merely a fanciful jest, the IRS really doesn’t care how many legs your bronzed monkey has, just whether or not you have one.))