Your top three novelty songs

There’s also the Rolling Stones “Cocksucker Blues” (aka “Schoolboy Blues”).

But that’s more a stick-it-to-the-record-company song than a novelty song.
In 1970, the Stones were moving from Decca Records to a different distribution company. But Decca’s lawyers claimed the Stones owed them one more record according to their contract. So the Stones recorded this song, and sent the master tape to Decca in completion og their contract.

Somehow, Decca decided not to actually release this song.

[There was also a documentary on the Stones 1972 tour that used the same name. It showed sex, nudity & drug use, so the band got a court ruling that it could only be shown when the filmmaker was physically present, which eliminated most distribution.]

The part that gets me is that from Bull Moose Johnson to Aerosmith was 23 years: the Aerosmith album was 46 years ago. The first interval feels twice as long as the second: it was actually half as long.

Songs by the Bonzo Dog Band, of course.

Ali Baba’s Camel

My Pink Half of the Drainpipe

Jazz, Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold

From The Gorilla album, my favorite was “The Intro And The Outro”.

That is some truly inspired song writing!

Livin’ Doll - Cliff Richard and the Young Ones (it was a hit, but I don’t care about your crazy rules, man. I’m a wild-eyed loner at the gates of oblivion.)

Leader Of The Laundromat - The Detergents

Star Wars Cantina - Mark Jonathan Davis aka Richard Cheese

“And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes… nice…”

Strange that no one has mentioned Frank Zappa, but - and I’m saying this as a huge fan of his - it’s understandable: it’s debatable if a huge swath of his catalog should be considered “novelty songs” or “idiosyncratic songs typical of Zappa.”

Having said that, I think an argument can be made that Valley Girl is indeed a novelty song.

I was wondering the same thing about They Might Be Giants.

Abdul Abulbul Amir - Frank Crummit
Christmas Tree on Fire - Holly Golightly
Aint We Crazy - Haywire Mac

You know how, in SDMB threads, someone will say “I’m surprised no one has mentioned…” and then go on to give an example that was mentioned early on, often in the OP of the thread? Well, you didn’t do that, exactly, but @Czarcasm’s OP did mention “Genius in France.”

This is my new favorite novelty song: The Northern Boys - Party Time - YouTube

One of my all-time favorite novelty songs is Deteriorata, released as a single in 1972. It is a parody of Les Crane’s 1971 spoken word recording of “Desiderata.”

I love that “song.” It was a staple on Dr. Demento’s show when I was younger.

Brett Domino - Lunchtime Lover

Brett Domino - Bin Guy (a song containing exclusively 3 letter words)

Mr Garrison - Merry F***ing Christmas (NSFW)

I don’t think my favorite novelty song for 60 years has been mentioned yet:

And Offspring

Heres Your Sign-Bill Engvall
Lumberjack-Monty Python
Amish Paradise-Yankovic

I am happy to see I’m not the only one who has heard Do The Nothing.
I also like Chick A Boom

Weird Al’s Word Crimes is a new favorite.

Tom Lehrer’s We Will All Go Together When We Go

Finally, an instrumental that makes me smile: Cold Duck by The First Moog Quartet.