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Joan Cusack will do an extended nude scene in each of my films. It may end up on the cutting room floor, but I’ll shoot the scene, anyway.
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The Hector Petersen photograph will be visible on a wall, preferably with “Biko” playing in the background
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Allusions will be made to the fact that the moon landings are fake/Da Vinci Code is non-fiction/CIA killed Kennedy/whatever, usually by the least likely conspiracy-fodder character. This will reflect accurately on real life.
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I will cameo in my movie, often in the nude scene mentioned in (1)
OH! I posted earlier in the thread but I just thought of a new trademark. Whenever doing a movie in the modern times, someone would be listening to Bill Withers music.
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There will be a character called Nigel, somewhere in the story, if only a bellhop at a hotel.
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In some scene, somewhere, a character will be seen raising a red lantern
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All of my films will feature one or more of the following: a homebirth, a midwife, a nursing mother and/or someone wearing a baby.
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Some, if not all of the following will be seen: a fedora (not necessarily worn), a tiger, a tuna sandwich, a hotel room/building/apartment/house numbered 7609, this painting and someone dipping their finger into a jar of peanut butter and feeding it to a dog.
Actually, it’s because Apple pays big money for product placement.