You're all being really weird about this

[Superdude]

@Not_Carlson

God I hope I never love someone like you love her.

All I want is a woman to love me as much as Kanye loves Kanye.

[Morgenstern]

@Superdude

That won’t work. Our erstwhile OP said he was in Canada. As such, he needs to bring this to the attention of his Prime Minister.

Hey, he’s the same color as our Prime Munster.

[Fear_Itself]

I’ve found an explanation that makes perfect sense.

There never was a girlfriend.

[Spoons]

nm

[Beckdawrek]

There is no doubt about it, he’s gonna need a lawyer. When he throws the ’ love of his life’ off the balcony.
The dude is obviously imbibing in some substance. Sleep deprived and high. The definition of irrational.
I seriously hope that girl is reading the shit he has posted and is packing to leave.
If she’s real, that is.

[kambuckta]

@Beckdawrek

There is no doubt about it, he’s gonna need a lawyer. When he throws the ’ love of his life’ off the balcony.
The dude is obviously imbibing in some substance. Sleep deprived and high. The definition of irrational.
I seriously hope that girl is reading the shit he has posted and is packing to leave.
If she’s real, that is.

Nah…he is trying for Suicide by Mod.

[Gary_Kumquat]

@Fear_Itself

I’ve found an explanation that makes perfect sense.

There never was a girlfriend.

Following on from the OPs posts I’m not even convinced there was a bus, or that Canada is real.

[lucid-nonsense]

I just barely managed to convince my girlfriend to let me post one last time, so imagine this message playing on repeat until further notice.

SILENCE, VERMIN! This is MY Pit thread! It’s the only place I’m allowed to post but it’s MINE! I decide what it’s about! I ASK THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE! IT’S ABOUT THE TITLE AND THE OP! YOUR REACTIONS! WHY WAS MY THREAD CLOSED AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF!? WHY CAN I ONLY POST IN THE PIT!?

SQUIRM, VERMIN!

[Gary_Kumquat]

You were doing a good job of pretending to be a fucking loon, but unfortunately the last one was bit too obvious in the trolling. Better luck next time. May I also suggest a user name that is a bit less of a giveaway.

[Smapti]

@Gary_Kumquat

Following on from the OPs posts I’m not even convinced there was a bus, or that Canada is real.

At this point, I’m not even sure I’m real.

[El_Kabong]

@Gary_Kumquat

Following on from the OPs posts I’m not even convinced there was a bus, or that Canada is real.

Do not try and board the bus; that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth…there is no bus. Then you will see that it is not the bus that you board, it is only yourself.

[Not_Carlson]

@lucid-nonsense

The OVERWHELMING majority of people are nice to us. It was the perfect mix of us being who we are, racism and her being a THUNDER CUNT. She still has to go!

@lucid-nonsense

She asked me to drop this too. Bye!

Like I said, I hope I never know a love like this.

[kaylasdad99]

@lucid-nonsense

That’s just randomly changing the subject! Did you think I would fall for something so weaksauce!?

Read the title of this thread! Admit it!

@Spoons

I did read the title of the thread. Apparently, we’re being weird about this.

Because we’re not agreeing with you. Because we’re not clutching our pearls and fainting away at this alleged injustice that was done to you. Because based on the facts that you have given us, something happened to you that happens around the world every day. You want to blame the event on racism, when you have given us no evidence of that, and we’re the ones being weird?

And changing the subject? You’ve been on and on about this incident in each and every thread about it. Changing the subject would be stating something such as, “It was bluebell time in Kent.” No, I’m keeping to the subject, which you keep referring to.

You misunderstand, Spoons. This thread isn’t about either the bus incident or the tepid response his quest for justice has received in meatspace. It’s about his shoddy treatment here on the Dope.

In his lucidly nonsensical viewpoint.

[cochrane]

@El_Kabong

Do not try and board the bus; that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth…there is no bus. Then you will see that it is not the bus that you board, it is only yourself.

That signpost up ahead. You’ve just crossed over into… the Twilight Zone.

do do do do, do do do do​:notes:

[JKellyMap]

@El_Kabong

Do not try and board the bus; that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth…there is no bus. Then you will see that it is not the bus that you board, it is only yourself.

Omnibus nabisco.
You missed the bus.
We missed the bus.
When’s the next bus?

[JKellyMap]

Driver, where you takin’ us?

[Monty]

@lucid-nonsense

Well maybe but I didn’t know how to more subtly hint that he’s on ignore. They’re hurtful words to me, come on. I made that pretty clear. The board rules say not to tell people? How much hinting is too obvious? Don’t want to get this thread closed too!

You can mention who’s on your ignore list in the Pit.

@Guinastasia

Then maybe you should stop posting to it right now? Because you’re not just going to get this thread closed, you’re likely to get suspended or banned if you don’t quit.

I don’t see how the OP getting suspended or banned is a bad outcome.

@lucid-nonsense

Guys, in case you’re wondering, my girlfriend is fully aware of all this. She thinks it’s awesome I’m doing this for her. She asked me to stop posting on social media, so I did. I came down here to have so fun with you guys while I wait for her to do whatever it is she’s doing. This is her show. I think if we’re both crazy, we really have our lives together for crazy people. And you were really shitty to me.

And there’s your admission to trolling.

@lucid-nonsense

She asked me to drop this too. Bye!

She seems to have more smarts than you. Kind of makes one wonder what she’s doing with you.

@lucid-nonsense

I just barely managed to convince my girlfriend to let me post one last time, so imagine this message playing on repeat until further notice.

SILENCE, VERMIN! This is MY Pit thread! It’s the only place I’m allowed to post but it’s MINE! I decide what it’s about! I ASK THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE! IT’S ABOUT THE TITLE AND THE OP! YOUR REACTIONS! WHY WAS MY THREAD CLOSED AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF!? WHY CAN I ONLY POST IN THE PIT!?

SQUIRM, VERMIN!

Well, you weren’t ever told that you can only post in the Pit, troll.

[Spoons]

@lucid-nonsense

I just barely managed to convince my girlfriend to let me post one last time, so imagine this message playing on repeat until further notice.

SILENCE, VERMIN! This is MY Pit thread! It’s the only place I’m allowed to post but it’s MINE! I decide what it’s about! I ASK THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE! IT’S ABOUT THE TITLE AND THE OP! YOUR REACTIONS! WHY WAS MY THREAD CLOSED AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF!? WHY CAN I ONLY POST IN THE PIT!?

SQUIRM, VERMIN!

You never met Manhattan. He’s the FUCKING HALL MONITOR HERE. Be glad you never met him. You’d be toast.

[Ravenman]

Nm

[VinylTurnip]

@lucid-nonsense

I shit on your mother’s grave.

Too soon.