Surf and turf
1 bowl of new england clam chowder
1 Giant 10 pound Maine lobster
1 Perfectly grilled medium rare rib eye steak
1 giant baked potato with chives and sour cream
1 huge mug of fresh apple cider
1 Slice of apple pie a la mode
… Now, who do I have to kill around here to get this post haste!
GQ: Do they allow beer and other alcohol? How much? And how long do you have to eat the whole thing? Time for a nap afterward?
Do we have a resident executioner on the Dope?
Spaghetti with a heaping helping of chili (my family’s super-secret recipe), and a vanilla milkshake.
According to WIki:
The last meal is a customary part of a condemned prisoner’s last day. The day before the appointed time of execution, the prisoner will be given the meal, as well as religious rites, if he or she desires. As a general rule, inmates may not ask for an alcoholic drink as it dulls the senses.
*Appetizer: * Chopped liver on crackers
Main course:
Lobster. I wouldn’t mind it Bay of Fundy style (boiled, served cold) if fresh enough, but a basic boiled one is fine.
Lima beans.
Baked potato
Side salad with Russian dressing.
Dessert
Those double chocolate cakes you get in restaurants.
My own head.
A Doper after my own heart! 
I’d go for Bananas Foster for dessert, though.
The explanation I’ve also heard is that they can’t make any exceptions to the normal prison rules, which of course forbid alcohol. It’s likely your request for a pack of smokes will also be turned down, notwithstanding the imagery of the last cigarette.
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Donuts. Lots of donuts.
And bacon! And diet coke! And cigarettes! If there ain’t no tomorrow, might as well have the stuff I deny myself for health reasons.
I like your styles. I’d be torn between Ground Governor and Potted President.
…Or an outback prime rib, medium rare with aussie chips and a coke. Preceded by a blooming onion.
Peppermint Peeps?
Peeps, those little sugar-crusted marshmallow bunnies and chicks they sell around Easter - those come in peppermint? I thought they only came in Peep [read: sugar] flavor?
love
yams!!
Welcome back, yams!! It’s been too long!
Clever. You could postpone the execution almost indefinitely! Same with a “bottomless cup of coffee,” I suppose…
http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/
Enjoy, yammy!
Clearly, fried chicken makes people do terrible things.
Wiener Schnitzel the size of a toilet seat. And fries.
The new comedy show of David Allen Grier? had a “documentary” segment with exactly that premise for a death row inmate avoiding the death penalty.
It was a funny premise and done pretty well also. I liked it.
Win.
You’d better hope to hell that they don’t stay the execution…