Medium Rare Prime Rib for me too please, but with:
Baked potato, smothered in butter and sour cream and chives.
Some corn on the cob…more butter.
A giant iced tea.
And to finish it off, a huge slice of chocolate cake with fudge frosting, and a tall glass of cold milk for dessert.
BBQ platter. And beans. No need to make it pleasent for them.
2 chili cheese dogs
country fried steak with gravy
pepperoni and black olive pizza
and for dessert http://www.shermanicecream.com/dairy.html
It doesn’t matter all the flavors are good.
As I read the above link, I was surprised by the number of people who wanted chef salad and fruit. Wow, there are people who eat salad and really enjoy it so much that they want it for their last meal!
Fugu.
Strawberry milkshakes too!
Though as I think about it, maybe a baby.
It’s thinking that got you on deathrow in the first place.
My last meal? Scrambled amoeba. That is, hamburger hash and mashed potatoes, all mixed together. Add corn and a drink on the side. It’s comfort food, my favourite meal. And where better to have comfort food than death row?
1 pint of Ben and Jerry’s (almost any flavor)
Snicker bar
Reese’s cups
Piece of chocolate layer cake
Piece of pecan pie
Piece of chess pie
Bowl of peach cobbler with a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream
1 box of assorted Godiva chocolates
1 box of Russell Stover butter carmels
1 bar of my sister’s homemade peanut butter fudge
Washed down with a Starbucks double cappuccino with a shot of carmel.
What? It’s gonna mess up my glucose reading the next day?
No, but the warden and his men are going to have a helluva time prying you off the ceiling.
steak, bacon wrapped shrimped, and a bowl of fried rice
Peanut Butter and Jam Sandwich
Barbeque Potato Chips
One can of King Oscar Sardines
2 Glasses of Chocolate Milk
and/or
Chicken Fried Steak with lots o’ chicken gravy
Jo-Jo’s sitting in the chicken gravy (on the same plate)
Ketchup on top of both
1 Large Chocolate Milk Shake
For Dessert:
One slice of warm apple pie topped with a slice of cheese (all covered with a warm cinnamon sauce)
1 large, cold glass of whole milk
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!
Oops, Pardon Me!!
Y’all need to look at this section from Wikipedia:
"Restrictions
In the United States of America most states give the meal a day or two prior to execution, and use the euphemism “special meal”. Alcohol or tobacco is usually denied. An unorthodox or unavailable request will be replaced with a substitute. Some states place tight restrictions. For example, Texas limits last meals to food available within the prison system, though occasionally brings in food “from the free world”. In Florida, the food for the last meal must be purchased locally and the cost is limited to $40. In fact, Maryland does not offer the condemned a special last meal." (bolding mine)
I seem to remember that Steven Oken, who was executed in Maryland, had the regular meal that included a chicken patty, gravy, and milk. (My claim to fame is that I graduated high school with him.)
What’s the point of a last meal without a Grand Marnier and a cigarette afterwards? Guess I’d best keep my ass off of death row!
It’s still fun to ponder, though, right?
Starter:
Barbecued prawns with chilli-lime sauce
Fresh sourdough with EV olive oil
Main:
Roast whole barramundi in ginger/soy dressing
Potatoes roasted in shitloads of oil until golden and crunchy then covered in sea salt
Grilled asparagus topped with parsley, goat’s cheese and EV olive oil
More bread
Dessert:
No thanks
To continue the hijack - the quality of BCH steaks went downhill when the Cavill family lost the lease after 70 years, about 10 years ago. Interestingly, Peter Cavill owned the Norman Hotel before selling a couple of years ago, which explains the quality of their steaks.
Try Cav’s at Labrador for a good BCH-style steak these days.
I’d be going big. Real big.
1 Bacon Cheese Burger cooked just slight of medium, with Bacon. (Lettuce and Tomato)
Sushi. Uni, Unagi, Sake, Sake Roe, etc.
Lobster - a big one.
King Crab Legs
A big, juicy steak.
Baked Potato.
Fries.
A few dozen different deli sammiches.
Lox & Cream cheese on bagels - actually, Just bring me a platter. I’ll make that myself. Poppy seed bagels, lox, lettuce, tomato, onion, etc.
Probably more I can’t think of, but I’m sure that I’d manage to come up with some more foods…
Oh, and trust me, if I’m getting cooked in two hours, I’ll eat every last bite. When I get fried, I want to be one stuffed turkey.
Holy Cow! Where have I been, while the Peep industry has been marching forwards into brave new worlds of flavor? I don’t know how I feel about peppermint peeps (the cookie flavor is intriguing, but the peppermint flavor, I don’t know) but I am glad to know of their existence - thanks for the link Hazle!
And hi! Agent Foxtrot! I’m always here, only sometimes I slip back into lurker mode : )
love
yams!!