OpalCat, please put on a bra and accept my humble apologies 
Coldfire: second to none but Satan.
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
OpalCat, please put on a bra and accept my humble apologies
OpalCat, please put on a bra and accept my humble apologies
Coldfire: second to none but Satan.
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
I think about all I’d like is to have the surgery scar on my back removed (and the one on my butt) so I could wear bikinis without weird looks. Otherwise, I’m damned happy with myself.
Zette
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…-(Sweet)
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
I’d definitely opt for the laser eye surgery and I’d like to have my teeth a little straighter. After that it gets really vain. There are a million small things, but I don’t generally think of them often.
BTW, Psycat, your face is perfect just how it is…Don’t change a thing.
“How’d you get your mind to tilt like your hat?”
-The Thrashing Doves
I’ve HAD the laser eye surgery and it rocks. It’s not for everyone though so if you think you’d be interested for real make sure you go to a couple different doctors to make sure they say the same thing. For instance to whoever had 20/80 vision – No way! I think you have to be at least 20/200 for them to have anything to work with; on the other hand if it’s too BAD they can’t do it either because they have to eliminate too much tissue (or something, don’t quote me on that.) My vision was something like 20/400 and I now see 20/20 in one eye and I think 20/25 in the other. It’s a pretty good payoff for a one time payment and about 15 minutes of sheer terror.
Now, for the wish: I would love to get rid of the double chin that runs on my dad’s side of the family. I inherited it from my paternal grandmother and all my aunts and female cousins (on that side) have it too. It really sucks! I know it doesn’t help that I’m already overweight now, but I could lose 100 pounds and be rail thin and STILL have this. Thanks for nothin’, Gramma!
Marge: “You know, Homer, it’s very easy to criticize.”
Homer: “Fun, too!”
Breast reduction. I’m a D Cup on a very small frame (5’5", 106). My boobs look ok now but I’m afraid that when I get older they’ll sag some. They also get in the way when I work out. Of couse, I would never have plastic surgery, because I’m definitely not a materialistic girl.
terggie
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- You may have seen, there was an episode of Ally McBeal where she sat down on a toilet while the seat was up, and got her butt stuck in the toilet. - I think I had read about that time that Callista Flockheart was a size 2. I know it didn’t really happen to her, but I started wondering if this was actually a problem for fully grown, adult women. - I asked a couple small and/or slim women at work if this had ever happened to any of them, if they thought it could happen, and what size they were. The slimmest was medium height and I thought, very slim, but she was a size 5. She looked like it might be possible, but it would be a tight fit and no, she wouldn’t try just so I could see. The smallest girl said she had dunked her butt once, but that she didn’t get stuck, and she was a size 7 anyway - just very small overall.
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- What does a size 2, or even, good grief, a size 1 look like? Are there any bikini photos I can see? I realize that peopple are all different, but I have a difficult time imagining someone being much slimmer than the first girl (above) and not showing bones everywhere. Is a size 1 basically anorexic? Are there any healthy size 1’s? - MC, who could stand to lose a couple dozen pounds himself-
MC, my mom is Korean and a lot of her Korean friends are very tiny and probably wear a size 2 or even a 0 (yes, that size does exist) and look perfectly healthy. Of course, they are very petite and have very small, delicate bones. It really does depend a lot on how tall you are and what size bones you have. For example, before I had my son, I was very skinny (120 lbs) but since I was 5’10", the smallest I could fit into was a size 7 (5 in dresses). I recall reading that most models wear a 6/8 because of how tall they are.
Laser eye surgery. (You know your vision is bad when they tell you you’re almost out of what contacts can correct.) And lose this damn weight. And ideally…find a way to permanently dye my hair so I’d never have to redo it again!!
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Warning: blatant flirting ahead:
awwwww, Dem, you are too sweet. I think I’m blushing. You’re not so bad yourself ya know.
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
sheesh pl,where do you have hair you dont want it?Your butt?
VogueVixen-How much was your surgery? (too lazy to look around for pricing
Falcon-Half of the fun is in the dying/bleaching of the hair! I’ve become rather fond of the ritual. I especially like when you put that peroxide on the scalp for 3 hours(I’m an Italian/Mexican mutt, yes, it takes THAT long to go from black to platinum. 2 hours for a nice blonde) I don’t think I could go six months without doing SOME kind of color. I’m addicted.
Psycat-Just stating the facts ma’am. Sorry to make you blush. And, while the interactive entertainment value of your web page leaves something to be desired, I keep finding myself inevitably drawn back to it for “unknown” reasons Sorry, but I like to look at beautiful girls. Especially beautiful girls with intelligent and witty things to say! Or should I say, “Deep thoughts?”
I’m a straight as an arrow when and drunk 
-Omniscient
Well, thanks for so politely telling me my page sucks, I know it does. It was the first and only one I ever did, basically a personal test to see if I could. It only took a couple hours and not much thought. I think about updating it from time to time, but then I end up here and the day is shot. This is time better spent, IMHO. (Yes, I really do need to get out more)
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
-Benjamin Franklin
Uuh, that was not exactly my intention. This is coming from ME ok? I have less knowledge of HTML or design skills than your average 3 year old. My intention was to indicate that I wasn’t going back to enjoy the content, I was going back to look at…Oh nevermind, this is getting to humiliating. Let’s just leave it with me inserting foot-A into mouth-B ok? Thanks.
“Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.”
-Tao Te Ching
It doesn’t have anything to do with vanity, but I’d like to jettison my tendency for gout. If I snarf down a big ol’ porterhouse, then sure as hell I’ll either be diving for the indomethacin tomorrow or bedridden.
Red wine, shellfish, rich meats…all gout inducers. Shit.
And, for anyone who has never experienced gout, a woman told me that her gout was worse than labor. Maybe she had drugs during labor–I dunno. But I tell ya, I’d gladly have an epidural during a bad flare-up.
My grandfather had it in his ankles, my dad had it in his toes like me. I sincerely hope my son doesn’t ever experience it.
Oh, Democritus. I hope you didn’t read that with a bitter tone. It was very tongue in cheeck. I’ve been by your site a couple times myself. 
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
-Benjamin Franklin
oops, cheek, too.
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
-Benjamin Franklin