Zit Butter Candle

There was an episode of Mythbusters where they constructed a candle entirely out of earwax.

:eek:

(earwax does not support combustion)

What about Zit Butter?

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Can sebum sustain a burning wick like tallow and paraffin?

Imagine if a couple hundred acne sufferers came forward to be “harvested” of their pimples, blackheads, and whiteheads.
However, you probably would have more success with a sebaceous cyst.

You reminded me of that zit popping topic. Ugh…

Well, the first problem is, you don’t make candles out of butter…

What about a booger ball instead?

Boogs don’t burn :rolleyes:

Do you speak from experience?

Why, yes!

I have incinerated a number of my emanations! :wink:

BTW…" boogs don’t burn " is an excellent band name, yes?