A dead star with planets forming around it? That’s soooo obviously a ripe breeding ground for zombis!
High levels of radiation too? Come on, NASA! How dense can you guys be? Everyone knows that high levels of radiation causes even innocent bunny rabbits to turn into horrible monsters! And if you’re putting high levels of radiation together with zombi planets, well, that’s just about the worst thing possible!
Isn’t there an ‘e’ on the end of zombie?
Not according to Wade Davis’s book The Serpent and the Rainbow (which has very little to do with the film of the same name, BTW), the correct spelling is sans an “e.”
Staaaaaaarrrrsssss…
Oh great! Just freakin’ GREAT! As if there wasn’t a big enough brain shortage here on Earth, now we’ve got an Invasion of the Space Zombies. What next?
< insert joke about overlords somewhere in here >
What kind of radiation comes from a pulsar–and exactly what kind of life would develop?
Pulsar is an Argentinian TV station, so it would probably produce couch potatoes.
Oh great. Latin American Zombies. Taking brains away from red-blooded American undead.
I’ve heard of a brain drain, but I didn’t think this was what it meant.
Just when I thought we could travel to the stars to escape the ravening zombie hoards, we learn that that’s were they’ll come from. Geez.
Let’s go burn down the observatory so this will never happen again!
Ummm…dude?
After about 2 months, no zombie is red blooded. More like black. Typically.
America is a place where people get new breasts, buns, and faces to improve their image. Do you really think American zombies would hesitate at a little blood-dyeing?
Ummmm…dude?
The dying tends to take place before…oh nevermind.